Topic: Just ask JustAGuy
galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:45 PM


No. At that point, it's beyond anyones control.

However, someone can be strapped in and all ready to go, right up to the point of getting the alcohol swab ( yes, they do that too ) and suddenly have a reprieve or a stay in the execution. The IV can be inserted in their arm as well. Until those chemicals actually start flowing, there can be a stoppage.



Which makes me think it's time for tortured teddy to have a little reprieve...somebody call the Gov for a pardon! (Poor little guy!)

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:46 PM

Why do paperback books have cardboard covers?


Ummm...all the paperbacks I have are covered with " paper ". lol

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:46 PM

Why do we blame it on the dog?


Because he's an easy target and can't actually say anything to deny it. :-)

galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:48 PM


Why do paperback books have cardboard covers?


Ummm...all the paperbacks I have are covered with " paper ". lol


(Okay, fine...I was splitting hairs...cardboard IS paper!)

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:51 PM



Why do paperback books have cardboard covers?


Ummm...all the paperbacks I have are covered with " paper ". lol


(Okay, fine...I was splitting hairs...cardboard IS paper!)


Stop splitting my hairs. I don't have that many left. The last thing I need is split ends.

galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:52 PM




Why do paperback books have cardboard covers?


Ummm...all the paperbacks I have are covered with " paper ". lol


(Okay, fine...I was splitting hairs...cardboard IS paper!)


Stop splitting my hairs. I don't have that many left. The last thing I need is split ends.


Baby, you said you already shaved your head! Now I am disappointed...
tears

KymmieSue's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:52 PM
Well, laundry is done. It is time once again to clean the house......how long will it take me this time?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:52 PM

Is there a direct correlation between the age of a man and their habit of walking around outside without pants? (yeah, I had a neighbor...)


Yes. It's the same age correlation that causes older men to have pants with a waistline up around their nipples. Only in reverse.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:53 PM

Well, laundry is done. It is time once again to clean the house......how long will it take me this time?


3.6 months.....lol

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:53 PM





Why do paperback books have cardboard covers?


Ummm...all the paperbacks I have are covered with " paper ". lol


(Okay, fine...I was splitting hairs...cardboard IS paper!)


Stop splitting my hairs. I don't have that many left. The last thing I need is split ends.


Baby, you said you already shaved your head! Now I am disappointed...
tears


My head IS shaved. But I still have a beard and mustache...lol

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:54 PM
Whew!!! That was a LOT of questions....lmao

Up to 43 pages already!!! WOOHOO!!!!!

galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:54 PM



My head IS shaved. But I still have a beard and mustache...lol



Mmmmmmmm...sexy :)

galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:54 PM
WHY do "inquiring minds want to know?"

KymmieSue's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:55 PM


Is there a direct correlation between the age of a man and their habit of walking around outside without pants? (yeah, I had a neighbor...)


Yes. It's the same age correlation that causes older men to have pants with a waistline up around their nipples. Only in reverse.


Is it the same with the younger ones who wear there pants just above their knees, with a belt of course?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:56 PM

WHY do "inquiring minds want to know?"



Because people just can't seem to mind their own damned business...lol

KymmieSue's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:57 PM


Well, laundry is done. It is time once again to clean the house......how long will it take me this time?


3.6 months.....lol


Thank you oh wise one

galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:57 PM


WHY do "inquiring minds want to know?"



Because people just can't seem to mind their own damned business...lol


Thank goodness with regards to this thread! LOL!laugh

galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:58 PM



Well, laundry is done. It is time once again to clean the house......how long will it take me this time?


3.6 months.....lol


Thank you oh wise one


Speaking of laundry...
Why has no one invented the clothes dryer that folds the clothes?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:58 PM



Is there a direct correlation between the age of a man and their habit of walking around outside without pants? (yeah, I had a neighbor...)


Yes. It's the same age correlation that causes older men to have pants with a waistline up around their nipples. Only in reverse.


Is it the same with the younger ones who wear there pants just above their knees, with a belt of course?


Nope. They are just idiots. They are usually the same ones that can't figure out how to put a hat on straight too.

The bill on a hat is meant to shade your EYES from the sun....not your freakin EARS. ( This comment directed to all of those that think that wearing you hat with the brim to one side makes them look " cool " )

galendgirl's photo
Mon 10/20/08 08:59 PM


Speaking of laundry...
Why has no one invented the clothes dryer that folds the clothes?



(I actually gave this idea to a Whirlpool engineer back in the early 80s and am still waiting!)