I'd teabag her

honestly it doesn't bother me. I prefer not to, but I could care less. I'm just weird.

I'd probably offer a mint or do something as discreet. Recoiling in horror screaming, "OOOH EEEMMMMM GEEEEEEEE!!!! Your breath REEKS!!!! Did a rat die in your mouth!!!!" probably wouldn't be in the cards.

And this is coming from someone who's had relationships with ladies with offensive breath, too.

Did a cat poop in your mouth???

Well... YOU'RE the one with the cat, you know?

...I would turn the light on to make sure I'm kissing the right end? Nothing worse than frenching the sphincter.

jeez i never get this preoccupation with over-tactfulness. maybe its a cultural thing. if i am kissing a man, then its because he and i are fairly close. if we are close, then i think we feel comfortable with each other. if we are comfortable with each and he had bad breath then i say :

"sweety pookie dear, you're breath stinks to high heaven. here's a breath mint."

and if it occurs a second time i poke fun at it a little bit until he gets the idea that it shouldn't be a recurring thing.

then when all its better we get to the business of making out.

I would eat a garlic clove then go for a really stinky smouch.

Sorry! Dealbreaker. Ciggy smoke I can handle. Turd breath is a no go. Damn girl! Chew some 5 or something! Its fabulous!

How about some tact? Like maybe "Yo b!tch! When you gonna get that rotten rock yanked outta yo head? Kissin you wit dat absessed tooth be like lickin da dogs ass! F*ckin nasty"!

Whaddya have foe lunch? Crap sammich?