1~~Has more chins than lives.

2~~Enormous furry gut keeps your hardwood floors freshly buffed.

3~~He only catches mice that get trapped in his gravitational pull.

4~~It’s no longer safe to lift him without a spotter.

5~~Luxurious, shiny black fur replaced with mint green polyester
pantsuit.

6~~No longer cleans herself unless coated in Cheese Whiz.

7~~Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens.

8~~Fewer calls to the fire department, but a sudden upsurge in broken
branches.

9~~Confused guests constantly mistaking her for beanbag chair.

10~~Cat door retrofitted with garage-door opener.

Lol, mine weighs 22 lbs and still considers himself a lap
cat. Takes up the space from my knees to my chest!

reading this reminds me of my first cat 34## made garfield look like
a twig

I have a thundering herd, the largest of which I am afraid to weigh!! He
is huge, named Binx, but lovingly nick-named Buffy, short for Buffalo!!
I definitely thought of him when I read this & had to share it with
other cat lovers.