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Topic: Whooo Hoooo!! - part 3
galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 09/15/09 05:22 AM
Uh-oh...TWO of us missed Monday Night Football? We could be hunted down and made to dance in the half-time show as punishment, ya know! LOL! Or maybe Elvis Piggy can sing and get us off the proverbial hook for such misconduct?

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Tue 09/15/09 10:05 AM
Uh-oh...TWO of us missed Monday Night Football? We could be hunted down and made to dance in the half-time show as punishment, ya know! LOL! Or maybe Elvis Piggy can sing and get us off the proverbial hook for such misconduct? You could just dance half naked or naked for us.

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 09/15/09 07:02 PM
We haven't had a PARTY in this thread for a while now! I got this in an email today and I think it's a VERY important medical message for Holly, Pata, Haley, and other female who happens to stop by. I heard rumor that this health warning MAY apply to men, but that is still being researched in laboratory studies. SO! Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you fear public speaking? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Are you unsure of your dance moves? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself, your actions and your groove thang. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas! Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try them. Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration Erotic lustfulness Loss of motor control Loss of clothing Loss of money Table dancing Headache Dehydration Dry mouth A desire to sing Karaoke WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you are tiptoeing when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think having that fourth or fifth child is an excellent idea. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Tue 09/15/09 07:06 PM
We haven't had a PARTY in this thread for a while now! I got this in an email today and I think it's a VERY important medical message for Holly, Pata, Haley, and other female who happens to stop by. I heard rumor that this health warning MAY apply to men, but that is still being researched in laboratory studies. SO! Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you fear public speaking? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? Are you unsure of your dance moves? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself, your actions and your groove thang. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas! Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try them. Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration Erotic lustfulness Loss of motor control Loss of clothing Loss of money Table dancing Headache Dehydration Dry mouth A desire to sing Karaoke WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you are tiptoeing when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think having that fourth or fifth child is an excellent idea. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you. I have the alcohol and margarita mix. I'm just missing a few women to get drunk and see if this applies

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 09/15/09 07:07 PM
Or you could participate in the laboratory study and see if it works on men... Please post a full report, including pictures! LOL!

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Tue 09/15/09 07:11 PM
Or you could participate in the laboratory study and see if it works on men... Please post a full report, including pictures! LOL!

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Tue 09/15/09 07:12 PM
<<<<<me doing research

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 09/15/09 07:13 PM
<<<<<me doing research Is that a double blind study or are you just studying until you are doubly blind?

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Tue 09/15/09 07:14 PM
<<<<<me doing research Is that a double blind study or are you just studying until you are doubly blind? until doubly blind

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 09/15/09 07:15 PM
I must be there already because I haven't seen any of our party pals in AGES! OMG! My eyes! My eyes!

Pata Joined Sat 07/07/07 Posts: 23705	Tue 09/15/09 09:32 PM
Ive been on that medication for years!!!!!! I think Ive become immune......

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Tue 09/15/09 09:35 PM
PATA! Can we work on developing the next generation of margarita drug? Got any good recipes?

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Wed 09/16/09 04:46 AM
I have lots of recipes for drinks.

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 09/16/09 05:07 AM
oh -now I want a margarita Morning everyone!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 09/16/09 05:44 AM
Good morning, Holly...where you last night while we were doing research on the effects of margaritas?

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Wed 09/16/09 06:44 AM
Good morning, Holly...where you last night while we were doing research on the effects of margaritas? dang I missed out ! Good morning Galend-hopefully I'll be around later!

sam7704 Joined Wed 03/04/09 Posts: 51	Wed 09/16/09 06:46 AM
Holly is a cougar...she was busy last night

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 09/16/09 07:03 AM
Meeee-ow! Speaking of cats... Where's our cute little talking kitten?

beachbum069 Joined Mon 04/07/08 Posts: 14325	Wed 09/16/09 09:05 AM


galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Wed 09/16/09 08:14 PM
Wow...I'm here late and NOBODY has been around this evening? Not much to Woo or Hoo about!