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Topic: my gf mom killed a moment
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Sat 11/28/09 01:15 PM


Sorry dude but that is fuggin hilarious.




Almost as good as the time I was making my famous stew and the brai...err...ingredients rolled away...


laugh :tongue:

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Sat 11/28/09 01:17 PM
Run. As fast as you can. scared

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Sat 11/28/09 02:46 PM
If I had daughters, I would want to know the exact website she showed you. That's the best job of protecting a daughter just before a date that I've heard in years. Beats the hell out of threatening you with a gun. LOOOOVE that female thinking!

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Sat 11/28/09 02:48 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Sat 11/28/09 02:49 PM

ok i been dating this girl for about a week now its been going great. then i like yesterday i went to go get her so i can take her out to the movies but she was still sleep when i came so she had to get ready.now her mom is like the spitting image of like Vanessa Williams. so she ask me to sit down and watch some TV until she gets out of the shower.so i sit down watch TV every thing still normal. and i think her computer was hooked up to the TV and she asked me "Do i wanna i wanted see something weird " so i said yeah sure.then she went to this one website it was the most ****ed up **** i had ever seen in my life i mean i like gore movies and bloody stuff but ...... it was so ****ed up.it was only video that i ever felt like i had to close my eyes and look away. later after 3 more videos she finally came down.so we left and went to the movies. "twilight"(i hate it!)so we are watching it and she puts her hand on my hand and i stare in to her eyes while shes smiling back at me and then........... a image of a guy cutting his own dick off and sticking needles in it then elephantiasis. just completely killed the moment

i was wondering if i should tell her what happen or just leave it alone?


I don't type this out because religious people get upset but:

JFC!!! surprised

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Sat 11/28/09 03:11 PM

ok i been dating this girl for about a week now its been going great. then i like yesterday i went to go get her so i can take her out to the movies but she was still sleep when i came so she had to get ready.now her mom is like the spitting image of like Vanessa Williams. so she ask me to sit down and watch some TV until she gets out of the shower.so i sit down watch TV every thing still normal. and i think her computer was hooked up to the TV and she asked me "Do i wanna i wanted see something weird " so i said yeah sure.then she went to this one website it was the most ****ed up **** i had ever seen in my life i mean i like gore movies and bloody stuff but ...... it was so ****ed up.it was only video that i ever felt like i had to close my eyes and look away. later after 3 more videos she finally came down.so we left and went to the movies. "twilight"(i hate it!)so we are watching it and she puts her hand on my hand and i stare in to her eyes while shes smiling back at me and then........... a image of a guy cutting his own dick off and sticking needles in it then elephantiasis. just completely killed the moment

i was wondering if i should tell her what happen or just leave it alone?

Run, run, run away from that familyscared

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Sat 11/28/09 03:56 PM

If I had daughters, I would want to know the exact website she showed you. That's the best job of protecting a daughter just before a date that I've heard in years. Beats the hell out of threatening you with a gun. LOOOOVE that female thinking!


yeah this is what I am also thinking. Sure did a number on this dating experience.
I guess I am kind of jealous I didn't think of something so bizarre when my girls were dating. Would have helped in a lot of ways.

and No I don't want the links either.

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