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Today is Keith Richards Birthday! (the cockroaches scratch their heads...as do the Dr.'s and scientists)
 Toast to Keith!  
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C'mon! He's a miracle of science folks! Give him a toast!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuQq5Nreox0
Here he is folks, in all his glory!
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Today is Keith Richards Birthday! (the cockroaches scratch their heads...as do the Dr.'s and scientists) Toast to Keith! 
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This was written by my friend Scorpio90 about Keith awhile back:
Keith Richards and me smokin' cigarettes in our waste-land of cockroaches and cockpit black box recorders. "Soul Survivor", the final track from 72's masterpiece Exile On Main Street plays in the background as the credits roll. Keith looks at me and grins as if to say "I told you so". I nod in agreement never having doubted it a second.
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I didn't bother to find out his age cuz' he's timeless, so why bother.
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This was written by my friend Scorpio90 about Keith awhile back: Keith Richards and me smokin' cigarettes in our waste-land of cockroaches and cockpit black box recorders. "Soul Survivor", the final track from 72's masterpiece Exile On Main Street plays in the background as the credits roll. Keith looks at me and grins as if to say "I told you so". I nod in agreement never having doubted it a second.  cool
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This was written by my friend Scorpio90 about Keith awhile back: Keith Richards and me smokin' cigarettes in our waste-land of cockroaches and cockpit black box recorders. "Soul Survivor", the final track from 72's masterpiece Exile On Main Street plays in the background as the credits roll. Keith looks at me and grins as if to say "I told you so". I nod in agreement never having doubted it a second. cool You remember Scorp, no?
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Keef just laid out a big rail of his Dad's ashes and snorted em'. Now he's gonna' smoke a Marlboro in 3 drags! The man is INHUMAN!
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Shameless bump!
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He's 66 today.
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This was written by my friend Scorpio90 about Keith awhile back: Keith Richards and me smokin' cigarettes in our waste-land of cockroaches and cockpit black box recorders. "Soul Survivor", the final track from 72's masterpiece Exile On Main Street plays in the background as the credits roll. Keith looks at me and grins as if to say "I told you so". I nod in agreement never having doubted it a second. 
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To Keef Riffhard!
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Yup! Shameless bump #2. Whatcha' gonna' do? It's not goin away until people wish Keith a Happy B-Day!
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Once again, ya'll never cease to amaze me!!!
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Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news!!!
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Well...it's over now. They're sweeping up the mess...the smashed TV's and furniture. They extinquished the mattress that got set on fire. Keiths people are payin' off the Hotel management to not press charges. Only thing is...How the hell are they gonna' get the Jaguar outta' the pool?
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It's reported that Keith woke up this morning amongst the smoldering rubble of the hotel and ordered breakfast from room service...a single bowl of Corn Flakes. He then Poured Rebel Yell whiskey on his Corn Flakes and sprinkled 2 grams of Peruvian flake over em'. Then he lit up another Marlboro which he proceeded to smoke in 2 drags. The man needs to be put on the Wheaties box, no?
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