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Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Fri 02/05/10 03:30 PM
SEX ... THE BEST WAY TO GET IN SHAPE! Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a Dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fu* king care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her friend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!

myssfytz Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 14460	Fri 02/05/10 04:53 PM


motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21379	Fri 02/05/10 05:29 PM
A friend of mine in high school got stuck naked in a hall closet when the parents came home unexpectedly. To this day the thought of it cracks me up.

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Fri 02/05/10 05:31 PM
Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Semen contains creatine, citric acid, nitrogen, vitamins C, B12 and E, calcium, potassium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, protein and zinc. All of which are extremely healthy! He's a little known fact that I learned when I was a semi-pro body builder. The pros (the schwarzenegger types) regularly (on a daily basis) masturbate and digest their own semen. No they're not gay, and no they're not crazy. They do this because of the extremely high level of creatine and protein that's in semen. More than eating a thick juicy steak. Creatine and protein are two of the most used body building supplements, and they both help you to build muscle (which means it helps you to burn fat and be thinner). The more semen you digest, the quicker you lose that unsightly weight. A study published in the International Journal of Sports Medicine showed that creatine helps you to burn extra calories when taken. And we all know that muscles are made up of protein (and are the opposite of fat). I'm sure one of these days we'll all be hearing about the semen diet...

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Fri 02/05/10 07:12 PM
Thank you for sharing your knowledge on the subject...I had no idea. Interesting....hummmmmm

LewisW123 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 2403	Fri 02/05/10 07:27 PM
Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Semen contains creatine, citric acid, nitrogen, vitamins C, B12 and E, calcium, potassium, nitrogen, vitamin B12, protein and zinc. All of which are extremely healthy! He's a little known fact that I learned when I was a semi-pro body builder. The pros (the schwarzenegger types) regularly (on a daily basis) masturbate and digest their own semen. No they're not gay, and no they're not crazy. They do this because of the extremely high level of creatine and protein that's in semen. More than eating a thick juicy steak. Creatine and protein are two of the most used body building supplements, and they both help you to build muscle (which means it helps you to burn fat and be thinner). The more semen you digest, the quicker you lose that unsightly weight. A study published in the International Journal of Sports Medicine showed that creatine helps you to burn extra calories when taken. And we all know that muscles are made up of protein (and are the opposite of fat). I'm sure one of these days we'll all be hearing about the semen diet... Wouldn't it just be more pleasant to go down to GNC and buy some creatine powder and protein powder and whip up a nice shake in the blender?

LewisW123 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 2403	Fri 02/05/10 07:29 PM
SEX ... THE BEST WAY TO GET IN SHAPE! Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a Dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fu* king care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her friend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! You forgot... ....wanking off, after the woman has left you high and dry....350 cal

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Fri 02/05/10 09:49 PM
SEX ... THE BEST WAY TO GET IN SHAPE! Giving head... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a Dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fu* king care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After sex Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her friend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! You forgot... ....wanking off, after the woman has left you high and dry....350 cal Are you kidding who has the energy to walk after the Italian Hanger?

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Fri 02/05/10 11:17 PM
C'mon Lewis, really...can't walk on wobbly knees after the Italian hanger, you know that...don't you?

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Sat 02/06/10 12:39 AM
Wouldn't it just be more pleasant to go down to GNC and buy some creatine powder and protein powder and whip up a nice shake in the blender? Yes it might be more pleasant but semen is free, GNC is not

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Sat 02/06/10 01:53 AM
Well that just left me speechless

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/06/10 01:56 AM
Sorry...I refuse to eat my own semen. Sorry....

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/06/10 01:57 AM
Well that just left me speechless Then my purpose has been served...

sagacious22 Joined Wed 08/12/09 Posts: 3698	Sat 02/06/10 01:59 AM
who would've thought that if you wanted to get fit and have an unlimited supply you could just rob a sperm bank

Dict8 Joined Tue 11/24/09 Posts: 7822	Sat 02/06/10 02:01 AM
Sucking ** will make yr ** bigger!

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/06/10 02:04 AM
Love this... The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a Dick and save a smile So suck a Dick and save a smile...I think I want that on a t-shirt!

sagacious22 Joined Wed 08/12/09 Posts: 3698	Sat 02/06/10 02:05 AM


LewisW123 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 2403	Sat 02/06/10 03:43 AM Edited by LewisW123 on Sat 02/06/10 03:44 AM
C'mon Lewis, really...can't walk on wobbly knees after the Italian hanger, you know that...don't you? I said WANKING off, not waLking off.

AngelArs Joined Wed 02/03/10 Posts: 1316	Sat 02/06/10 01:37 PM
...so suck a Dick and save a smile Actually you'd have two smiles, as I think the guy getting sucked would be smiling too

Ladylid2012 Joined Sun 07/05/09 Posts: 42269	Sat 02/06/10 01:40 PM
C'mon Lewis, really...can't walk on wobbly knees after the Italian hanger, you know that...don't you? I said WANKING off, not waLking off. Awww..that is very different..