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Topic: A fork in the road
shoesmonkey's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:00 PM





laugh no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant
I must have read the wrong nursery rhyme. OMG.......you mean I have it wrong all these years???? OK, did the cow jump over the moon?


YES....the cow jumped over the moon....but the way I hear it, it was because the chicken poke him in the butt with a knife and he jumped in pain

What forkin chicken are you talkin 'bout?


the one that Colonel Sanders couldn't catch.laugh

I didn't know he was into forkin chicken's.

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:01 PM
see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)

STARTRAVELER's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:02 PM






laugh no shoes....the dish ran away with the spoon and apparently (from Davey's pic) got pregnant
I must have read the wrong nursery rhyme. OMG.......you mean I have it wrong all these years???? OK, did the cow jump over the moon?


YES....the cow jumped over the moon....but the way I hear it, it was because the chicken poke him in the butt with a knife and he jumped in pain

What forkin chicken are you talkin 'bout?


the one that Colonel Sanders couldn't catch.laugh

I didn't know he was into forkin chicken's.
He'd fork anything that moved ,the dirty old man !laugh

DaveyB's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:03 PM

see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)


You witnessed whose testimony?

STARTRAVELER's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:03 PM

see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)
All those forkers were in on it ! You know it's true .

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:04 PM


see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)


You witnessed whose testimony?


The pigs, horses, sheep....all of them saw it. it was all over the news

shoesmonkey's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:05 PM



see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)


You witnessed whose testimony?


The pigs, horses, sheep....all of them saw it. it was all over the news


Well, God knows you can't trust the sheep. They'd fork anything up.

STARTRAVELER's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:06 PM




see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)


You witnessed whose testimony?


The pigs, horses, sheep....all of them saw it. it was all over the news


Well, God knows you can't trust the sheep. They'd fork anything up.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

DaveyB's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:07 PM



see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)


You witnessed whose testimony?


The pigs, horses, sheep....all of them saw it. it was all over the news




The pigs, horses and sheep did what all over the ewe's?

Totage's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:07 PM




see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)


You witnessed whose testimony?


The pigs, horses, sheep....all of them saw it. it was all over the news


Well, God knows you can't trust the sheep. They'd fork anything up.


up, down, sideways, anyway they can

shoesmonkey's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:09 PM





see...what you guys aren't getting is the behind the scenes of that one.

The dish ran away with the spoon because the fork went to prison and the spoon didn't want to be alone. It's all public record....

and there were many animals there encouraging the chicken to knife the cow to make him jump (eye witness testimony)


You witnessed whose testimony?


The pigs, horses, sheep....all of them saw it. it was all over the news


Well, God knows you can't trust the sheep. They'd fork anything up.


up, down, sideways, anyway they can

You got that right my brotha!

shoesmonkey's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:11 PM
Speaking of all of this farm stuff, I'm hitting the hey. Good night everybody! It was great seeing all of you again, Shoes.drinker waving

no photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:13 PM

Speaking of all of this farm stuff, I'm hitting the hey. Good night everybody! It was great seeing all of you again, Shoes.drinker waving



waving Good night. flowerforyou

STARTRAVELER's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:13 PM
Night Shoes glad you came back for a visit !flowerforyou waving

DaveyB's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:13 PM
Night shoesmonkey flowerforyou

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:15 PM
night shoes waving

ok...so riddle me this Batman...

If Little Miss Muffet sat in a chair instead of a tuffet, would the spider still have frightened her away????

ponder THAT

STARTRAVELER's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:17 PM
Edited by STARTRAVELER on Sun 02/28/10 09:18 PM

night shoes waving

ok...so riddle me this Batman...

If Little Miss Muffet sat in a chair instead of a tuffet, would the spider still have frightened her away????

ponder THAT
Yes because she needed a man to kill the spider !And men do'nt sit on tuffets !laugh

yellowrose10's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:19 PM


night shoes waving

ok...so riddle me this Batman...

If Little Miss Muffet sat in a chair instead of a tuffet, would the spider still have frightened her away????

ponder THAT
Yes because she needed a man to kill the spider !And men do'nt sit on tuffets !laugh


all she would have to do is stab it with a spork

DaveyB's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:19 PM


night shoes waving

ok...so riddle me this Batman...

If Little Miss Muffet sat in a chair instead of a tuffet, would the spider still have frightened her away????

ponder THAT
Yes because she needed a man to kill the spider !And men do'nt sit on tuffets !laugh


Well there you go then, if she's sitting in a chair then a man may have come along too and killed the spider and then he'd sit down beside here and they'd have a bunch of forking spork kids.

STARTRAVELER's photo
Sun 02/28/10 09:20 PM



night shoes waving

ok...so riddle me this Batman...

If Little Miss Muffet sat in a chair instead of a tuffet, would the spider still have frightened her away????

ponder THAT
Yes because she needed a man to kill the spider !And men do'nt sit on tuffets !laugh


Well there you go then, if she's sitting in a chair then a man may have come along too and killed the spider and then he'd sit down beside here and they'd have a bunch of forking spork kids.
No forking way !

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