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Topic: Any candidates???
Jess642's photo
Fri 07/30/10 01:34 PM
My life is perfect.... I have everything I want, everything I need, and am fulfilled, content, and full of joyfullness.


So I figured it MUST be that time where most people would sabotage their perfection and get busy with the romantic liason/relationship thingo...

Perhaps I need to follow the trend and mess up my life by getting emotionally bent out of shape, and all c-c-c-crazy inside...I have no drama, nor melodrama in my life right now, you see,....so perhaps I need to create it...


Any candidates for the wildest ride in the Uni-verse???


pitchfork

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PATSFAN's photo
Fri 07/30/10 01:35 PM
scared

Jess642's photo
Fri 07/30/10 01:36 PM

scared


smitten


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PATSFAN's photo
Fri 07/30/10 01:37 PM


scared


smitten


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mbcasey's photo
Fri 07/30/10 01:38 PM
My bags have been packed for a while now ready for the journey!!

Thought you were spoken for my lady?

STARTRAVELER's photo
Fri 07/30/10 01:40 PM
Edited by STARTRAVELER on Fri 07/30/10 01:42 PM

My life is perfect.... I have everything I want, everything I need, and am fulfilled, content, and full of joyfullness.


So I figured it MUST be that time where most people would sabotage their perfection and get busy with the romantic liason/relationship thingo...

Perhaps I need to follow the trend and mess up my life by getting emotionally bent out of shape, and all c-c-c-crazy inside...I have no drama, nor melodrama in my life right now, you see,....so perhaps I need to create it...


Any candidates for the wildest ride in the Uni-verse???


pitchfork

rofl rofl rofl
I would volunteer if for no other reason than to get "Over there"But then I would do something stupid and break your heart and I ca'nt do that .I know I'm weak !flowerforyou bigsmile

Jess642's photo
Fri 07/30/10 01:58 PM

My bags have been packed for a while now ready for the journey!!

Thought you were spoken for my lady?


Oh Ken, you are such a love....


A huge part of my heart resides about 400 kms south of me....we will always be tangled/entwined with each other....however after so many laps at this relatinship/cohabitation thing...we both know that respect and devotion are the most important aspects of our friendship...and Dan's musical dreams are his first love.

I keep my status as partnered as it is safer for the entire male population of the Uni-verse that way...rofl

Jess642's photo
Fri 07/30/10 02:00 PM


I would volunteer if for no other reason than to get "Over there"But then I would do something stupid and break your heart and I ca'nt do that .I know I'm weak !flowerforyou bigsmile



hahahaha!!!....doesn't one require a breakable heart to have it broken?

Star....you are the greatest goose I know...and thankyou...

(I hope you all realised that my OP is rather tongue in cheek facetious, and am not seriously looking)

STARTRAVELER's photo
Fri 07/30/10 02:06 PM



I would volunteer if for no other reason than to get "Over there"But then I would do something stupid and break your heart and I ca'nt do that .I know I'm weak !flowerforyou bigsmile



hahahaha!!!....doesn't one require a breakable heart to have it broken?

Star....you are the greatest goose I know...and thankyou...

(I hope you all realised that my OP is rather tongue in cheek facetious, and am not seriously looking)
Ok tough girl !:banana: Of course it does .I would'nt want to take the chance of melting it though.I've done it to many times It gets ugly after a while bigsmile pitchfork

KerryO's photo
Fri 07/30/10 06:00 PM

My life is perfect.... I have everything I want, everything I need, and am fulfilled, content, and full of joyfullness.


So I figured it MUST be that time where most people would sabotage their perfection and get busy with the romantic liason/relationship thingo...

Perhaps I need to follow the trend and mess up my life by getting emotionally bent out of shape, and all c-c-c-crazy inside...I have no drama, nor melodrama in my life right now, you see,....so perhaps I need to create it...


Any candidates for the wildest ride in the Uni-verse???


pitchfork

rofl rofl rofl


Anytime I'm sure I'm forgetting what was soooo wonderful about having a 'better half', I just remind myself to go outside and get a handfull of dirt to munch upon.

"Oh yeah :::gag:::, NOW :::cough::: I remember" unvariably comes to mind. :)

-Kerry O.

Jess642's photo
Sat 07/31/10 01:51 PM
hahahaha!!!...Precisely, Kerry!

Heaven forbid the remotely evolved human sit within calm contentment for too long....

I wonder if it is a recessive gene that has the 'fckitup factor' attached....





s1owhand's photo
Sat 07/31/10 01:55 PM
devil

RoamingOrator's photo
Sat 07/31/10 02:04 PM
I'd of already left, but alas, I haven't got a passport.

mbcasey's photo
Sat 07/31/10 03:20 PM


My bags have been packed for a while now ready for the journey!!

Thought you were spoken for my lady?


Oh Ken, you are such a love....


A huge part of my heart resides about 400 kms south of me....we will always be tangled/entwined with each other....however after so many laps at this relatinship/cohabitation thing...we both know that respect and devotion are the most important aspects of our friendship...and Dan's musical dreams are his first love.

I keep my status as partnered as it is safer for the entire male population of the Uni-verse that way...rofl


Awe I am sorry to hear that L.

Men are never safe from your beauty...flowerforyou

eileena9's photo
Sat 07/31/10 03:33 PM
I thought you didn't want anyone knowing of our torrid love affair....what

But I'm willing to let them know if you are!!!!!devil devil devil

Jess642's photo
Sun 08/01/10 12:28 PM

I thought you didn't want anyone knowing of our torrid love affair....what

But I'm willing to let them know if you are!!!!!devil devil devil


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Jess642's photo
Sun 08/01/10 12:28 PM

I'd of already left, but alas, I haven't got a passport.



Saved by the lack of passport!!!!laugh

Jess642's photo
Sun 08/01/10 12:29 PM

devil




laugh


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KerryO's photo
Sun 08/01/10 06:08 PM

hahahaha!!!...Precisely, Kerry!

Heaven forbid the remotely evolved human sit within calm contentment for too long....

I wonder if it is a recessive gene that has the 'fckitup factor' attached....



My friends in genetic research say something about approaching middle age activating the 'Greener Grass' chromosone on the 'Keeping Up with the Joneses' gene.

Which could lead to this scenario:

Once upon a time, a wife caught her Fortune 500 husband in a dalliance with a much younger mistress.

Wife: I'm going to divorce you and take you for everything you're worth.

Fortune 500 Husband: No, I think not. Aren't you forgetting the PreNup? Leave, and you'll leave the vacations in the Riviera behind, the nice houses, the nice clothes, et al.

They go to a fancy restaurant shortly thereafter, whereupon they notice that Fortune500Husband2, a cohort of Fortune500 Husband, waltzes into the restaurant with an equally young mistress on his arm.

Wife: Isn't that Fortune500 Husband 2? That's not his wife!

Fortune 500 Husband: Yeah, it's his mistress.

Wife: Well, _ours_ is certainly prettier.


-Kerry O.

RKISIT's photo
Sun 08/01/10 06:17 PM

My life is perfect.... I have everything I want, everything I need, and am fulfilled, content, and full of joyfullness.


So I figured it MUST be that time where most people would sabotage their perfection and get busy with the romantic liason/relationship thingo...

Perhaps I need to follow the trend and mess up my life by getting emotionally bent out of shape, and all c-c-c-crazy inside...I have no drama, nor melodrama in my life right now, you see,....so perhaps I need to create it...


Any candidates for the wildest ride in the Uni-verse???


pitchfork

rofl rofl rofl
if your life was perfect you wouldn't be on here

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