Caught a “lady” in a pick at a traffic light the other day.
I mean she was in up to her wrist.
She was going at it like Blackbeards treasure
was buried in there.
She was digging so deep she was going to have to learn Chinese.

Don't people realize how dangerous picking while driving is?
What if you get rear ended by some knob who is also picking and
driving? You may end up with the air bag shoving your finger through
your nose all the way into your brain. How would you explain that to
the ER doctor?

Picking while driving has probably been the cause of more road accidents than any other reason.
People just don't own up to it. They'd rather claim they were drunk than admit
they were distracted by a particularly stubborn booger when they ran over
that granny on her tricycle.

I say we should completely ban any form of picking while driving.
Any one caught would be sentenced to three years hard labor at a Kleenex factory.

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
HMmmmmm.... First impressions when you meet someone....
Do you think she is on Mingle?

Well, what I am wondering is, what if
Blackbeard's treasure is actually
in there?
Maybe it's just the map.