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Topic: Whats The Worst Pick Up Lines You Have Recieved?
KingGartheKnight Joined Thu 04/10/14 Posts: 7	Thu 04/10/14 11:50 AM
I Bet I Know A Few That Could Beat It! Just For Fun!

kellyboo1 Joined Thu 02/07/13 Posts: 91	Thu 04/10/14 11:57 AM
off the top of my head " do you want to sex chat"

KingGartheKnight Joined Thu 04/10/14 Posts: 7	Thu 04/10/14 12:04 PM
I will see yours and beat you with this one...How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

teebee79 Joined Wed 11/07/12 Posts: 2179	Thu 04/10/14 12:18 PM
lol I like fat chicks. hahaha!!

luvmeforlife Joined Wed 11/06/13 Posts: 700	Thu 04/10/14 12:19 PM
I will see yours and beat you with this one...How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook? lol I like fat chicks.

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Thu 04/10/14 01:58 PM
off the top of my head " do you want to sex chat" so is that a yes or a no?

funkyfranky Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 5966	Thu 04/10/14 02:05 PM
My friend use to hand out phone cards that said Smile if you're horny

Shy_Emo_chick Joined Fri 04/01/11 Posts: 4393	Thu 04/10/14 03:02 PM
All of them. . I'd rather just be spoken to in a normal way. Then again, chat-up lines are for nightclubs, so I probably wouldn't hear any anymore. Seeing as most of my dates meet me in other places.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 04/10/14 03:10 PM
.. do you know you have really clean ears... another one that creep me out.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Thu 04/10/14 03:10 PM
.. if I let your friends watch.. will you take me home.. .. that one just creeped me out..lol

Viper1j Joined Tue 12/04/12 Posts: 803	Thu 04/10/14 05:11 PM
Nice legs... What time do they open?

Whozurdaddy Joined Mon 03/24/14 Posts: 101	Thu 04/10/14 07:46 PM
"I'm actually a guy" >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>

Whozurdaddy Joined Mon 03/24/14 Posts: 101	Thu 04/10/14 07:47 PM
.. do you know you have really clean ears... another one that creep me out.

cococabeza Joined Fri 12/13/13 Posts: 590	Thu 04/10/14 08:25 PM
@ viper: OUCH! That slap must have hurt!!

Mississippigal2003 Joined Thu 01/16/14 Posts: 1739	Thu 04/10/14 08:32 PM
I can't wait to be ur future ex husband Does the carpet match the drapes I love ur mouth. Can I stick my tongue in it?

2469nascar Joined Fri 11/22/13 Posts: 5231	Thu 04/10/14 10:08 PM
I can't wait to be ur future ex husband Does the carpet match the drapes I love ur mouth. Can I stick my tongue in it? so is THAT a yes or a no?

regularfeller Joined Sat 11/10/12 Posts: 2394	Fri 04/11/14 07:25 PM
Being a feller i can't say as i've received any BAD pick up lines! but i did hear a guy saying today that he used to ask women: How do you like your eggs in the morning - scrambled or fertilized.

ridewytepony Joined Sun 04/14/13 Posts: 3697	Sat 04/12/14 12:35 PM
Being a feller i can't say as i've received any BAD pick up lines! but i did hear a guy saying today that he used to ask women: How do you like your eggs in the morning - scrambled or fertilized. that's good. and she says "scrambled of course" and I say "that can be arranged as long as its not swimming in 'ketchup'

rabss Joined Sun 10/06/13 Posts: 8	Sat 04/12/14 12:50 PM
Missisipi gal....lol...tht ws smthn strange bt funny

cococabeza Joined Fri 12/13/13 Posts: 590	Sat 04/12/14 05:06 PM
My ex-girlfriend LIKED the way I dressed..my ex gf made really good spaghetti...my ex gf used to bring me my lunch....(you get the idea)