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somebody make me laugh :) and you win...well...uggh...nothing but you will have the satisfaction of putting a smile on someones face for the day, think of it as a random act of kindness
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ok so i see y'all a bit shy... so ill start off with one of my favourite jokes.
why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?? : because they can wash their crack and sell it again 
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GF: You always want s*x, you never giving me attention.
BF: Attention attention we will have s*x now. :D |
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GF: You always want s*x, you never giving me attention. BF: Attention attention we will have s*x now. :D
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"Who has some good jokes?"
Tim Minchin...that guy cracks me up! |
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lol i just youtubed him and watched his "some people have it worse" how have i never heard of this guy? hes funny!
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watch "the pope song" very funny!
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Edited by
JohnB86
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Wed 04/23/14 07:18 PM
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ok so i see y'all a bit shy... so ill start off with one of my favourite jokes. why does a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?? : because they can wash their crack and sell it again Ahahahhahahah :D Why is prostitute a good trader? She have merchandise,she sell merchandise and she keep merchandise :D |
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wanna laugh?
sure: how much sperm it's in a ball? =====let them think===== suck a di-k and split the whole!!! (ha-ha, split in two, of course) |
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Edited by
kc0003
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Wed 04/23/14 07:28 PM
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wow, was that your best? what are you 6?
not even mildly amusing, much less funny. |
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Edited by
JohnB86
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Wed 04/23/14 07:37 PM
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Idiot came to the doctor and the doctor tells him:
- You got alcohol poisoning! - WTF I will kill the one who put me poison in alcohol! :D Men get's in a psychiatrist's office and says that his brother, who remained in the waiting room, imagined that he is the Irish Greyhound. Doctor: - Bring him to examine. He comes out, and returned with the Irish Greyhound remain passive on a leash. Doctor: - Well, that is the Irish Greyhound! Man: - There you go! And he managed to convince you 2. |
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thanks for trying but i still think my joke is the best :)
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what did the girl from kentucky say the first time she had sex?........
get off me dad your crushing my smokes... |
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I will be gentleman :P
Of course your joke is best :D |
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what did the girl from kentucky say the first time she had sex?........ get off me dad your crushing my smokes...
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why did sally fall of the swing?
- because she had no arms. knock knock -who's there?? - not sally. |
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Edited by
JohnB86
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Wed 04/23/14 08:19 PM
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Girl entering in a bar.
Man approach to her and ask,what's up darling? Girl answer: Listen I'm lesbian,I love girls,dream about girls and love s*x with girls. Girl stand up and leave bar,that moment little kid approaching to man and ask him: sir are you a real cowboy?,man look at him and say,I could swear i was that 10 minutes ago,now i realize I'm lesbian. :D |
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Why can't blondes count to 100?
Because 69 is a mouthful. |
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Why can't blondes count to 100? Because 69 is a mouthful. hahahahaha ohhh love it!
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what did the girl from kentucky say the first time she had sex?........ get off me dad your crushing my smokes... nice why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Illinois? because God couldn't find three wise men ...or a virgin! |
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