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Topic: Phuque's Beach Inn Thread
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Fri 05/16/14 05:52 AM
So...didja step on some Leggos barefooted while stumbling to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Didjer undie elastic finally give out...in the check out lane of the grocery store? Didja just have one of those days when you really should've burrowed back under the covers & played dead?

Then come on down to the Beach Inn...where the coffee is hot & the drinks are cold & you can beach, beach, beach to your heart's content! smokin








(This thread dedicated to Stan & all his fellow beachers)

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Fri 05/16/14 06:05 AM
With enough books and some music I could live on a beach. Well for a summer anyway.

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Fri 05/16/14 06:10 AM
What can I get for you this morning, Kurly? Coffee? Mimosa? Cabana Boy? tongue2

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Fri 05/16/14 06:28 AM
Someone say coffee? drool

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Fri 05/16/14 06:30 AM
Here ya' go, Just...how thick do ya' want it? drinker

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Fri 05/16/14 06:35 AM
Hi.. and good morning. To everyone..
. I'll have tea! if you have any. please. and thank you..:smile: ..
. so we just come in here and beach right..?. because I could beach my brains out right nowlaugh .

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Fri 05/16/14 06:40 AM
Yup! Life's a beach!

*digs through the pantry* I've got Raspberry or Lemon Zinger, Earl Grey, & Lipton...do you need me to special order sumpin?

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Fri 05/16/14 06:46 AM

Here ya' go, Just...how thick do ya' want it? drinker


How about just short of chunky? bigsmile

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Fri 05/16/14 06:56 AM
No.no. do not go to any trouble on my account..flowerforyou . raspberry would do just fine..
.. so what's up with the crappy quality of merchandise these days..hmm.
. seems like everything I purchase breaks within 3 months...
are it quits working one day after the warranty .expires.. oh yes I did not buy. the in-house extended extended warranty... son of a beach.
.laugh flowerforyou

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Fri 05/16/14 07:00 AM
Hmmm...I didn't know that the Dollar Tree had an extended-extended warranty! :tongue:

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Fri 05/16/14 07:12 AM
.. oddly enough..
. the crap from the dollar store actually last..laugh ..
. and if it doesn't.
. oh well what do you expect for a buck.:wink: ..
. son of a beach.laugh

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Fri 05/16/14 07:12 AM
Edited by Stummpy on Fri 05/16/14 07:15 AM
Grrr !
Ain't no place for peace ? Sitting here enjoying my coffee while reading the posts, and I sense something moving thru my hair. After 2 Or 3 minutes got it off my scalp. A friggin tic, no larger than a freckle ! Friends have been complaining. So far spotted one on my the kitchen light switch and now this one. Time for DEET.

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Fri 05/16/14 07:18 AM
Oh, noooooo, Stummpy! I hate those blood suckers! Remember to check yer...um...cracks...around the doors, you pervs!

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Fri 05/16/14 07:27 AM
Oh Gawd I Love COFFEE....Am I to latesurprised


I drink coffee 24/7smokin blushing bigsmile

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Fri 05/16/14 07:37 AM
@ 2K

I'm thinkin' about ordering some of that expensive civet cat poo coffee...would you be my first victim...er...volunteer? bigsmile

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Fri 05/16/14 07:39 AM
gitcher cabana boy servicing right here!!!




or, didja want to service a cabana boy.
i'm good with that too. smokin

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Fri 05/16/14 07:42 AM
Gold lame' thongs are the standard issue uniform, Dub...you still want the job? tongue2

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Fri 05/16/14 07:47 AM
i wear NO uniform.

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Fri 05/16/14 07:52 AM
Edited by 2KidsMom on Fri 05/16/14 07:51 AM

@ 2K

I'm thinkin' about ordering some of that expensive civet cat poo coffee...would you be my first victim...er...volunteer? bigsmile



errrrrr.....if it's strong....Yes please..drinker

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Fri 05/16/14 07:52 AM
Dang! You just had to ruin the fantasy, didn't ya'? Sowwwy, but Opie CANNOT be a cabana boy! noway

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