oh I want to go to this land ....

Sex is a very popular recreational activity and you are urged to have as much as you want. The food in Schlaraffenland has a natural chemical that prevents pregnancy, so birth control is not an issue. (It is possible to conceive if you want to, but that is beyond our current scope). If you wish to have a committed relationship, you must proceed much the same way as you would where you came from. However, if you simply wish to have casual sex, there are customs to facilitate this that you should know about.
To have sex, simply eat a white berry from a medicine bush, go to a bedroom and leave the window curtain open. As you sleep, you will emit a scent that will attract candidate lovers. They will look at you as you sleep but do not worry--they will not enter unless you invite them. If, when you are awake, you are interested in any of the people waiting, simply point to him or her. He or she will then join you.
The most important rule is: Do not talk to this person! Casual sex is much easier with complete strangers. You may discuss the mechanics of what you are doing, which position is preferred, et cetera, and you may say things that are part of having sex, but do not make small talk or try to get to know this person. If you meet this person socially later on, make no reference to your encounter.
Some people find this custom repugnant. If you do, simply avoid white berries. If you wish to have a committed relationship, you will probably want to move to a part of Schlaraffenland where marriage is observed and casual sex discouraged.

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