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lol at "monkey whisperer"...I'm laughing sooo hard, tummy hurts.
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THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep.  Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there.....  yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao |
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THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep. Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there..... yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao Well...maybe ONE man has gone before...heehee...
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Nope...dont have any anymore the last ones out now.
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THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep. Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there..... yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao Well...maybe ONE man has gone before...heehee... dang it bash, you promised you wouldnt tell!!! it was innocent i swear... he wanted to go deep space 6 and play star trek.... that SOB lied.... and i wore my spock ears for fricken nothing!!! |
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THIS.......all the above is sometimes why it's impossible to go to sleep. Don't got to bed yet! You might have to pick us up at the ER. We usually end up there..... yeah we're on a first name basis there.... but that one doctor, i dont like him, he snaps those rubber gloves and goes places that no man has ever gone before.... that bastad!!!! this time im taking the strap on... bend over im driving!!! lmao Well...maybe ONE man has gone before...heehee... dang it bash, you promised you wouldnt tell!!! it was innocent i swear... he wanted to go deep space 6 and play star trek.... that SOB lied.... and i wore my spock ears for fricken nothing!!! You call $250 I got for the picture NOTHING???.... 
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well... ok.... it did pay for the beer and smoke that night... but damn, he promised me mc donalds and told me he loved me... that buttwipe threw me a milk bone and i didnt see him again. they wonder why im bitter and carry a riding crop....
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OMG!!! i just saw the monkey running down the street in my SPOCK ears carrying your damn cactus!!! i believe charley was naked and chasing him ... oops there went the fuzz with their flashing lights.... im staying here behind the bushes...
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Did I tell you that you remind me of a bass?...hehe |
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love that song,, as soon as it hit the radio waves .
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Did I tell you that you remind me of a bass?...hehe *sigh* I don't know whether to eat you or mount you...
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Edited by
no1phD
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Thu 08/21/14 02:45 PM
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well .. silly straddle me first..
.. and then when you're done.. gorging yourself on me... .. you'll have something with.. flavor. flavor. to eat.. Hmm.. |
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well .. silly straddle me first.. .. and then when you're done.. gorging yourself on me... .. you'll have something with.. flavor. flavor. to eat.. Hmm.. Like your spaghetti sauce?.... |
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Awww.. you read my mind..lol
gold star 4 you .....hmm.. . and my spaghetti sauce.. just a pinch of sugar...ok |
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well I have been told !!that it's more salty than sweet... with an undertone of yummy..
 ..ohh. my spaghetti sauce that is..
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Awww.. you read my mind..lol gold star 4 you .....hmm.. . and my spaghetti sauce.. just a pinch of sugar...ok Nope. It's gotta be sweeter than that....
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*backs out of room with hands over eyes*
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What.. it's a secret sauce..
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well I have been told !!that it's more salty than sweet... with an undertone of yummy.. ..ohh. my spaghetti sauce that is.. Who told you that? Ya mama?...About your spaghetti sauce, that is...
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