So a guy is getting ready for work one day when out of nowhere he hears a voice, a voice he can feel is God. The voice says "quit your job, sell your house and take all your money and go to Vegas." He's startled and ignores it. Later on while he's driving he hears the voice again "quit your job, sell your house and take all your money and go to Vegas" but yet again he ignores it. Later on at work he's hearing it every 5 minutes, so he does as the voice says. He hears nothing until he's getting off the plane and hears "Go to Caesars" so he does, he walks in and hears the voice again it says "go put every penny on black 17 at the roulette table." So he does, the dealer spins the wheel as he prepares himself to win huge. The dealer finally calls out "winner, red 22" the man is in shock but again he hears the voice say "****!"

It's funnier uncensored. you get the point.