Family reunion.

You hear a funny beeping noise in your trunk. When you open it, you find me tied up. I'm wearing flippers and a helmet that lights up, and there's a monkey sleeping next to me. What the F is going on?

Too tired for helmet play ... Sighs .. The pit keeper is mortal after all :-)

.. well yes!! I get a little tired.
of playing with my own, helmet..
.. that was the point !of being on a dating site.. at least it was several months ago... now I don't know what the point is anymore... I just received the weirdest message..p.m. I won't share it publicly.. but wow.. I don't know if I need, to go take a shower...
..are.. poke my eyes out..lol..
... maybe just go spank a monkey...lmao..

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. well to explain this! we have to..
back the time line ,.up a bit...
. to yesterday afternoon...
. you see, you just got a new job at the local zoo... wear I hired you. to stand as the crossing guard, in the penguin exhibit... hence the flippers and the flashing helmet...
.. which you acquired out of the trunk of my car..
.. don't ask!! why they're in my trunk.lol.. Now during your lunch break !you..went over to the monkey exhibit... and for whatever reason..
. You began, teasing them with a banana... and you know what you women can do with a banana right...lol... well this got the monkeys so worked up.. that at the end of the day they followed you back to my car..
. and ambushed you.. but what yourself! and the monkeys.. failed to notice.. was that the gorillas ,were watching your performance as well...
.. and they followed the monkeys.
. to my car... well when the monkeys saw the gorillas... they scattered..and
. you were so over come with fear, or excitement...lol.. that you fainted..
... and landed right on top of one of the poor little monkeys.. knocking. him out.. well the Gorillaz !!.plan was to.
. tie you up, and take you back to their padock... but right about the time they had you tied up.. I sent my very hot ,secretary.. out to fetch the flippers and helmet.. so her and I could . play deep sea diver,, and the lighthouse... well when the Gorillaz saw her coming..
they panic... put you and the monkey in the trunk of my car.. my secretary did not see them do this.. but she did notice the Gorillaz.. and sounded the alarm... well by the time we got them.
back in there sanctuary..
. I was too exhausted for flippers and helmet play... which puts me at the foot of my trunk... looking down at this very hilarious site... of you wearing flippers a flashing helmet..
. and a monkey.. holding a banana..
. in the trunk.of my car...lmao..
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which one.. we have being . putting surveillance! on you for months now..
. we know your habits !!your comings and goings.... yes we are watching you..hmmm..lol

Holy ****!!...Turn off the cam....

Ohhh.. sorry that one!! gets the most hits.. we can shut off the . bedroom one.. not much activity ,going on in there...lmao.. sorry but you . set that one up..lol..

lol...No, it definitely doesn't get as much action as your Kleenex box... Ha!..