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| Topic: If life gives you..... | |
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Change your plans.
If life gives you coffee.... |
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...drink it black.
If life gives you roast beef... |
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....eat it rare.
Hello, Kipp....  If life bounces on your trampoline... |
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Bounce with it.
If life gives you an icy road... |
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...skate to work instead of driving...
 If life squeezes you... |
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...squeeze it right back
Hi Basha  If life gives you a Vermont Teddy Bear... |
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Be glad it's not a Maine Teddy Bear.
When life drinks all the beer.... |
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...start drinking wine.
If life pulls your pants down... |
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...bend over and moon the world.
If life reminds you to check your mail... |
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Don't! It's a trap!
When life screws up your fast food drive through order.... |
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....then just drive-thru the front door...
If life gives you a hickey... |
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Treat it like foreplay.
When life gives you bad directions... |
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Just go with it, it's an adventure
If life leaves you lonely...... |
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Edited by
jagbird
on
Fri 02/06/15 03:47 PM
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Have a good talk with your inner child..
If life gives you a ride in a canoe, without a paddle.. |
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See where it goes.
When life floods your basement...m |
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..Bring that canoe down there...
 When life gives you... a box of chocolates... |
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You never know what you're gonna get!
When life shows you a Yellow Brick Road... |
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Follow it to the emerald city....
When life snows you in...... |
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Cuddle up with who you're snowed in with.
When life derails your train... |
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Shut it off... and set up the Eldon race-car track...
 If life gives you a lazy hockey team...? |
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