100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Previous
| Topic: Universal pickup line | |
|---|---|
|
|
|
perhaps a standard pick up line would be better..... something that everybody would be comfortable with... and know matter who you are ,you would understand the meaning of it...... I'm thinking it should go something like this...ie..
.man..or women.. .. walks up to the other person and says...YOU... .. the other person responds with.. ME.. . You respond with YES .. now the other person either says. YES OR NO.. ... IF THEY SAY YES YOU EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS.. . IF THEY SAY NO WE BOTH JUST WALK AWAY SAYING NOTHING ELSE.. ..YES..LOL . |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
perhaps a standard pick up line would be better..... something that everybody would be comfortable with... and know matter who you are ,you would understand the meaning of it...... I'm thinking it should go something like this...ie.. .man..or women.. .. walks up to the other person and says...YOU... .. the other person responds with.. ME.. . You respond with YES .. now the other person either says. YES OR NO.. ... IF THEY SAY YES YOU EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS.. . IF THEY SAY NO WE BOTH JUST WALK AWAY SAYING NOTHING ELSE.. ..YES..LOL . Uh ... no. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
You wanna see how many press ups I can do
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
The OP must be presenting an Earth Pick-up line, because he certainly hasn't presented a universal one.
Back on planet Melmac, the best gender-neutral pick-up line was, "I have a cat in the oven. Want a taste?" |
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
MelMaxx
on
Mon 03/09/15 10:25 AM
|
|
perhaps a standard pick up line would be better..... something that everybody would be comfortable with... and know matter who you are ,you would understand the meaning of it...... I'm thinking it should go something like this...ie.. .man..or women.. .. walks up to the other person and says...YOU... .. the other person responds with.. ME.. . You respond with YES .. now the other person either says. YES OR NO.. ... IF THEY SAY YES YOU EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS.. . IF THEY SAY NO WE BOTH JUST WALK AWAY SAYING NOTHING ELSE.. ..YES..LOL . Uh ... no. LOL  ...seriously, how about simply talking?! I am finding guys just don't have a clue how to hold a conversation.  |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
.. come on we have all been there..
. you see somebody you're attracted to.. but don't know what to say or how to approach them.. . now think if it was a accepted practice.. to simply walk up and say you.. thay reply.. me . this initiates the.... I am interested in you phase.. .. you say yes just to be clear.. . so they know and you know exactly what's going on.. .. and then they either say yes or no.. ..... yes meaning you are allowed to proceed in courting them... .. no.. meaning they're not interested..... .. .. it would speed things up greatly.. .. you're standing in the line at the checkout... .... you like the person in front of you.. . that's all you have to say is you.. .... no awkward pick up lines.. .. no fumbling for words.. ..... just very point blank.. ... I think it would take a lot of pressure off of people making that first approach..... ...... its just a very simple yes or no.. .. if no you move on to the next person..lol . . |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Lol....Like things aren't fast enough already... Yes...no...wait...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
maybe you could just "talk" to someone, without trying to see whether or not you can pick them up...who knows....she might invite you to the in-store starbucks for coffee and some more interesting conversation...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Did you forget about the Fonz?
You walk in with your leather, snap your fingers, lift your arms and the chicks come running. You don't have to say shizzzz Pretty universal... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
perhaps a standard pick up line would be better..... something that everybody would be comfortable with... and know matter who you are ,you would understand the meaning of it...... I'm thinking it should go something like this...ie.. .man..or women.. .. walks up to the other person and says...YOU... .. the other person responds with.. ME.. . You respond with YES .. now the other person either says. YES OR NO.. ... IF THEY SAY YES YOU EXCHANGE PHONE NUMBERS.. . IF THEY SAY NO WE BOTH JUST WALK AWAY SAYING NOTHING ELSE.. ..YES..LOL . 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
maybe you could just "talk" to someone, without trying to see whether or not you can pick them up...who knows....she might invite you to the in-store starbucks for coffee and some more interesting conversation... ^^^ this deserves a good cuppa joe 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
no1phD
on
Mon 03/09/15 11:43 AM
|
|
all I'm advocating for is a quicker faster system...
... I don't want to waste time chatting someone up just to find out they're not interested.... ... come up with some pretentious way to introduce myself to them... .... .... and then have the person have to find some nice way to reject you... ... Yes or No we hear it all the time.. . red or write.... yes or no.. .... once they say yes well then you have to turn on the charm of course.. ... I'm not saying give up the whole process..... just initial introduction.. .....hmm.. perhaps we could just wear neon signs around our necks.. . saying.. open or closed for business..lol.. ..... maybe we could just wear name tags.. with a brief description of the type of person we are looking for... ....lmao... .... okay maybe this would work better.. . walk up to this person you're interested in... tapped him /her on the shoulder . and say are you interested or not..lol |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
How are you or they gonna know if you or they are interested if you don't talk to them, it's not as simple as a yes or a no........some people are quick to make judgements and by doing that could miss out on something great!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
well why bother with name tags at all ?...why not just wear a sign that says....
" i want to F*** "...then if she says yes, you can hurry up and get it over with...that would be a quicker faster system, for sure... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Take away the chatting and you take away from the fun of the chase, whether or not you get a result you've still engaged in a positive experience.....
Definitely not a waste of time... 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
well perhaps it's the way you are operate argo... getting it over with fast that is..lmao..
... |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
no1phD
on
Mon 03/09/15 01:29 PM
|
|
..and.. the yes and no of it... is just to state that yes you find them attractive..or not....
... you walk past people daily.. and think to yourself.. they're attractive.. . you are attracted to them.... . after all that's what we all go by isn't it.... that first spark of attraction.. ..... you strike up a conversation with somebody you are attracted to not the opposite....lol.. .. all I'm saying is.. . rather than walking past that person saying nothing... . which so many of us do.. . now you can simply walk past and as they pass you you could say yes.... . . signifying to them that you are attracted to them... .. and they could simply shoot you a yes or no... ... now if they say yes you can both stop and strike up a conversation and go from there.... . if they say no you just keep on keepin on..... ... all I'm saying is it would cut back on the . apprehension.... the trying to find the right words.. ..... today you see someone you think there attractive... they see you and perhaps they think your attractive.. ... but what happens in so many cases.. .. as you get close to each other and pass by one another... ..... you may shoot them a smile perhaps even a wink... . but that is as far as it ever seems to go.. .. now under my system.. . as you walk past one another.. . you say yes.. . and they say either yes or no.. ....... apart from the occasional hell no that you would receive... ... I think at least with my system a person would be more likely to say.. . a simple yes or no..... .. . . |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
   
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Edited by
no1phD
on
Mon 03/09/15 01:34 PM
|
|
No..... I'm not saying go to that extent..lol..
.. but think about it it would be nice.. .... so much easier.. not to mention less stressful... ... of course you're still going to have to have some conversation skill... .. this does not eliminate the need to be charming and witty... .... it just would simply open up.. ... the possibilities of having a conversation with someone........ . and go from there... ..... no more guess work just simply yes or no...... .... is the concept just too simple to comprehend..? . |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
well perhaps it's the way you are operate argo... getting it over with fast that is..lmao.. i believe you're the one who said this...>>>" all I'm advocating for is a quicker faster system...i don't want to waste time chatting someone up just to find out they're not interested " <<< i was only suggesting ideas to help YOU do YOUR thing......not mine... sorry you misunderstood my drift....lmao j/k j/k lol lol |
|
|
|
|
