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SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33259	Sat 04/18/15 07:11 AM
not me man..pale and pasty in winter sporting that oh so sexy farmer tan from working outside in garden or yard in summer Nice :) I can work outside as much as I want, don't get a tan. I've been close to purple in the Australian desert though, and once after hours of snorkeling near Sumatra... If purple counts as a tan ... I can do that, lol. Rather avoid it though... feels like you got newspaper instead of skin .. really? I can burn if out too long and last few years I am not sure if I am tan as much as my freckles are all flocking together Freckles are cute :) I got them as well

Quintessentially Joined Fri 02/20/15 Posts: 1382	Sat 04/18/15 07:13 AM
Everyone uses sun-block and wears hats and rashies here in Australia these days - too many people with skin cancer.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 07:14 AM
Lol.. I get very tanned in the summer.. as brown as my.... Indian brothers.. not casino Indian.. computer Indian..lol..... and my nipples are sensitive as well... I get those round bandaids.. they fit perfectly over one's nipples.. although I have not seen your nipples.... so I'm not sure how big.. or small they are....hmm.. perhaps you can...ohh.. nevermind....lol

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 08:46 AM
My freckles have turned into patches of brown on my face. I can not be in the sun. Hence, my hat. Damn Addisons. I love freckles on gingers. Who wants to do these windows for me today?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 09:23 AM
My freckles have turned into patches of brown on my face. I can not be in the sun. Hence, my hat. Damn Addisons. I love freckles on gingers. Who wants to do these windows for me today? . .. I will do your windows if you put the round bandaids over my nipples..ok

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 09:26 AM
My freckles have turned into patches of brown on my face. I can not be in the sun. Hence, my hat. Damn Addisons. I love freckles on gingers. Who wants to do these windows for me today? . .. I will do your windows if you put the round bandaids over my nipples..ok Oh, I'd do that and more.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 09:33 AM
but does this mean I have to clean more than the windows..?.. ... I don't mind getting down on my knees.. or stretching myself out.. to reach..hmmm.. some place that needs special attention.... I'm very methodical and meticulous..... I like to cover all the areas.... but giving each area special attention.... .. so just let me know....ohhh.. do I need to bring any special cleaning. . tools...hmmm .

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 09:38 AM
Just windows. Intelligent women are prepared for company and or pool boys. nts next home includes pool

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 09:41 AM Edited by no1phD on Sat 04/18/15 09:41 AM
Ohhh.. start's buttoning up his shirt ..ohh.. no pool..hmmm.. ... perhaps I can mow your lawn. trim your bushes.... .... plant a tree in your backyard.. .. I love landscape work.... .... but I will just keep my shirt on for now then..... and get to work on those windows....

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 09:44 AM
no, no, no, please feel free to allow me to apply your bandaids. I think that would be sweet working together doing landscaping. I miss that.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 09:48 AM
.. slowly unbuttons his shirt..ok.. picks up the glass of iced tea.. raises it to his lips and drinks deeply of it..mmmmhmmm.... it is getting warm out... I need to unbutton my very tight jeans and slip out of them.. I brought some shorts..... would that be okay with you and where can I.. . wiggle out of these jeans...... .... I'm glad to hear you're going to help give me a hand.... with the work.. .... two hands are always better than one...yes..mmmm

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 09:51 AM


no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 09:54 AM
Ohhhh... but but but what about the yard work?... we should at least do the yard work...yes.... that is I would feel bad if you took me out for dinner and I did not do anything for you in return....hmmm

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 10:00 AM
lol, I'm expensive, when YOU take me out to dinner. Oh, I could keep you busy. So you say, you bought for me 15 Knock Out Rose bushes that need to go in?

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 10:04 AM
hang on a minute here... I thought I was( coming) to work for you.. . so you mean to tell me! after I do everything you desire me to do for you!!!!... you aren't even willing to take me out for dinner..hmmm... .. and you want me to plant your rose bush..is....ok..... how about I go get pizza.. and I can be the pizza boy.....ok ..

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 10:07 AM
haha, I am not free.

no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Sat 04/18/15 10:07 AM Edited by no1phD on Sat 04/18/15 10:12 AM
no you just cheap..lmao..jk.. .. as in nickel.. pinching... not the other way I would never think that..

tealbreeze Joined Sun 02/08/15 Posts: 2279	Sat 04/18/15 10:16 AM
I had 2 years of Accounting. Need some budgeting done? My next goal might just be to build another house, new construction. Damn, better find me a laborer then.

heavenseeker200 Joined Tue 02/24/15 Posts: 6	Sat 04/18/15 10:43 AM
99% profiles are fake here

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 04/18/15 11:31 AM
Ok I have no clue what this is, but now I am intrigued Thoughts? BS. You know perfectly well you are the only candidate that perfectly fits that description!