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Lol.. so how long after you've been in a new relationship.. do you wait before you let them... hear you burp.?.
 Or worst yet.. you break wind..oops. excuse me..  .... |
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. for myself it's never deliberate... but sometimes things just . Slip out..
 .... its funny how after the first couple of times.... you quote accidentally... show your true self let's say.. unquote..... it doesn't seem like such a big deal anymore... well unless you have really bad gas.... nobody wants to be around that...lol..
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Lol just let it rip
Everyone does it, make sure windows are open and use your manners. Go in as you aim to be yourself |
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I do it on date one. If she can't handle something as simple as a burp or fart on date one then she ain't for me.
On another note.....I do reserve hitting her on the head with my penis until month three. It's all about respect. 
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Omg to funny..
 
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Well, I will tell you this..
I would NEVER be the first one to do it. Chicks have an image to withhold ya know. |
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yes ^^they do ...I was married for a number of years .And.I don't think I ever heard her pass wind more than maybe four or five times.. come to think of it !..I don't think she even ever went to the bathroom lol hmm that explains a lot lol
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Well, I will tell you this.. I would NEVER be thxe first one to do it. Chicks have an image to withhold ya know. Sorry. I think I just killed that. Still working on being a lady. But isn't better out than in? You don't want the guy exploding on you. |
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yes ^^they do ...I was married for a number of years .And.I don't think I ever heard her pass wind more than maybe four or five times.. come to think of it !..I don't think she even ever went to the bathroom lol hmm that explains a lot lol Three males in the family.. maybe she was afraid to go in there. |
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Sorry. I think I just killed that. Still working on being a lady. But isn't better out than in? You don't want the guy exploding on you. Funny, I have always wondered about this. If you..withhold, can you explode? And when you hold it in, where does it go? |
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Sorry. I think I just killed that. Still working on being a lady. But isn't better out than in? You don't want the guy exploding on you. Funny, I have always wondered about this. If you..withhold, can you explode? And when you hold it in, where does it go? We could try this and see what happens. It could be a great story to tell later on. At least it's out of the way. Lol we need a victim. Mmmmmm. |
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It's best to be a lady or a gentleman. Every little thing that you do affects your relationships, even something as ostensibly banal as bowel movements and the digestive process. When you start disrespecting each other on a small scale, it's only a matter of time that you will do so at a much more serious level and start taking each other for granted. Let's keep something sacred in the relationship. This is how you start chipping away at the love, when you disregard each other on a small scale or let yourself go. It's only a matter of time that you start dressing like a slob and not taking care of yourself or your appearance. You are signaling to your mate that you are not interested in pleasing them. Or worse, you don't care if you displease or disgust them. Then, you wonder where the love went and why they are more attracted to someone else and are leaving you. Pay attention to everything you do.
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Lol.. so how long after you've been in a new relationship.. do you wait before you let them... hear you burp.?. If a guy, right after rescuing her from the fire-breathing dragon. If a gal, right after being rescued from the fire-breathing dragon. 
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It's best to be a lady or a gentleman. Every little thing that you do affects your relationships, even something as ostensibly banal as bowel movements and the digestive process. When you start disrespecting each other on a small scale, it's only a matter of time that you will do so at a much more serious level and start taking each other for granted. Let's keep something sacred in the relationship. This is how you start chipping away at the love, when you disregard each other on a small scale or let yourself go. It's only a matter of time that you start dressing like a slob and not taking care of yourself or your appearance. You are signaling to your mate that you are not interested in pleasing them. Or worse, you don't care if you displease or disgust them. Then, you wonder where the love went and why they are more attracted to someone else and are leaving you. Pay attention to everything you do. |
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Does that have anything to do with squirting?
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so how long after you've been in a new relationship.. do you wait before you let them... hear you burp.? Usually within the first few dates I start feeling excited and do things like eat too fast so I can hurry up and respond to them. That means I swallow air and end up burping. So...very extremely early in a new "relationship." Or are you asking "how long after you're in a new relationship do you let your inner kid out, chug carbonated beverages, and try to burp as loud and long as possible without trying to control the outburst, taking pride in your gasjaculation?" Then, I don't know. Because I don't set an appointment to confess and demonstrate my secret burping shame. It just happens and I go with it if it's a real beauty. Or worst yet.. you break wind Whenever it happens. I just hope it's not a shart. If you..withhold, can you explode? No. It's why belly buttons evolved. They are gas relief valves. If things get too bad your belly button will come untied and you might fly around the room for a minute. when you hold it in, where does it go? I think it gets absorbed into the body and your blood. It's why hugs evolved. To squeeze out the evil. |
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so how long after you've been in a new relationship.. do you wait before you let them... hear you burp.? Usually within the first few dates I start feeling excited and do things like eat too fast so I can hurry up and respond to them. That means I swallow air and end up burping. So...very extremely early in a new "relationship." Or are you asking "how long after you're in a new relationship do you let your inner kid out, chug carbonated beverages, and try to burp as loud and long as possible without trying to control the outburst, taking pride in your gasjaculation?" Then, I don't know. Because I don't set an appointment to confess and demonstrate my secret burping shame. It just happens and I go with it if it's a real beauty. Or worst yet.. you break wind Whenever it happens. I just hope it's not a shart. If you..withhold, can you explode? No. It's why belly buttons evolved. They are gas relief valves. If things get too bad your belly button will come untied and you might fly around the room for a minute. when you hold it in, where does it go? I think it gets absorbed into the body and your blood. It's why hugs evolved. To squeeze out the evil. 
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Lol just let it rip Everyone does it, make sure windows are open and use your manners. Go in as you aim to be yourself |
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Well, I will tell you this.. I would NEVER be the first one to do it. Chicks have an image to withhold ya know. |
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I think that if on a regular date with me she's probably not going to be too bothered if I burp if everything else goes alright. It's more the slurred speach and falling over that can put them off, so I restrict myself to drinking beer on the few first dates and don't really start hitting the hard stuff until it becomes a relationship.
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