A student playing with his teacher's
intelligence asked thus:

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question?
TEACHER: Yes!

STUDENT: How can one put an elephant
inside the fridge?
TEACHER: I don't know.

STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there. I have another question!
TEACHER: Ok, ask.

STUDENT: How can one put a donkey inside
the fridge?
TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in there.

STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in there
TEACHER: Ooh... ok!

STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party with one animal missing,
which animal would it be?
TEACHER: The lion of course because it
would eat all the animals.

STUDENT: No sir, it's the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me?

STUDENT: No sir, one more last question.
TEACHER: Ok!

STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles and
you want to cross, how would you?
TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a
ladder to cross.

STUDENT: No sir, you just
swim and cross it because all the animals
went to the lion's birthday party