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Topic: Excuses for not having sex
Basicguy1963's photo
Tue 01/05/16 10:24 AM
What are some excuses you have used to avoid sex when you're not in the mood?

Mine is: it gives me a headache (insert Pete Pumas voice).

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/05/16 10:39 AM
Edited by SparklingCrystal 💖💎 on Tue 01/05/16 10:40 AM
I don't think I ever made up an excuse. I just told him if I wasn't in the mood that I wasn't in the mood. I don't believe you should have to come up with BS. We all have bad hairdays every now and then. If the other can't respect that, so be it.
Or maybe I'm just a typical Taurus in that sense? Also don't think I ever faked an orgasm for that matter, lol. If it's that boring, I can't be bothered to put the energy into faking either. Get it over with and do not wake me when you're done laugh laugh
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Basicguy1963's photo
Tue 01/05/16 10:49 AM
Oh, Crystal Fairy! You get to Texas often?

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/05/16 11:15 AM
Nope, I will get there briefly in a month's time, only a stopover from international flight to national flight.
Same thing 4 weeks later, haha. But I will be able to say I have set foot in Texas. :tongue:

SitkaRains's photo
Tue 01/05/16 11:36 AM
I have heard some doozy's in my time. Me I don't excuses..
If the timing isn't right. It is really easy to say no without hurting him.

"Babe may I take a raincheck"

Annierooroo's photo
Tue 01/05/16 11:37 AM

I don't think I ever made up an excuse. I just told him if I wasn't in the mood that I wasn't in the mood. I don't believe you should have to come up with BS. We all have bad hairdays every now and then. If the other can't respect that, so be it.
Or maybe I'm just a typical Taurus in that sense? Also don't think I ever faked an orgasm for that matter, lol. If it's that boring, I can't be bothered to put the energy into faking either. Get it over with and do not wake me when you're done laugh laugh
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Amen sister I'm exactly the same.
Say as it is.
Why lie? I just say I'm not in the mood or sorry you don't do it for me at the moment.

TMommy's photo
Tue 01/05/16 12:31 PM
it will wake the baby
I hear something...did you lock the door
my back hurts, neck hurts, head hurts
I just took a shower
I just washed the sheets
I am not doing it at your parents house ya perv
did you brush your teeth?


how many of these ya want I was married for 20 years bigsmile

Nick1957's photo
Tue 01/05/16 12:36 PM
Not so much an excuse but "well I don't feel like it tonight lover, but if you must, pull my PJs up when you have finished"

no photo
Tue 01/05/16 12:39 PM
Sorry your father was better


bigsmile

TMommy's photo
Tue 01/05/16 12:41 PM
I just washed my hair
just painted my nails
my show is coming on in ten minutes...and no that is NOT enough time bigsmile

mightymoe's photo
Tue 01/05/16 12:41 PM
lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...laugh laugh

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Tue 01/05/16 12:46 PM
Edited by SassyEuro2 on Tue 01/05/16 12:47 PM
Your mom will be staying with us a few weeks

surprised



Spike1964's photo
Tue 01/05/16 12:52 PM
Avoid sex yeah will do that when I'm dead lol.

RustyKitty's photo
Tue 01/05/16 01:04 PM

lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...laugh laugh

How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!blushing

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Tue 01/05/16 01:11 PM


lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...laugh laugh

How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!blushing


I was only rejected twice.
Both times there was a dead body... oops

I mean his relative passed on.


* That may be a valid excuse * rofl

mightymoe's photo
Tue 01/05/16 01:29 PM


lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...laugh laugh

How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!blushing


i need a switch... i think they call it Viagra?

mightymoe's photo
Tue 01/05/16 01:31 PM



lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...laugh laugh

How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!blushing


I was only rejected twice.
Both times there was a dead body... oops

I mean his relative passed on.


* That may be a valid excuse * rofl


iu learned my lesson after the third time... the way i see it now, might as well go ahead and do the deed, less certain that it will end after that...

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/05/16 01:35 PM


lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...laugh laugh

How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!blushing

Normal men usually are, so there isn't a prob.

My ex though always had a headache after the first year or so. So I lived with that for almost a decade. But he still talked an awful lot. Maybe I should've gagged him, so his energy would've gone to the other head :laughing:

There are men out there who seldom want sex ya know. Hear that more and more from women.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Tue 01/05/16 01:36 PM

it will wake the baby
I hear something...did you lock the door
my back hurts, neck hurts, head hurts
I just took a shower
I just washed the sheets
I am not doing it at your parents house ya perv
did you brush your teeth?


how many of these ya want I was married for 20 years bigsmile

Geezzz... I knew Sags were real sex animals, but didn't know it would be that bad that your ex hubby would have to come up with these lame excuses?

bigsmile

mightymoe's photo
Tue 01/05/16 01:57 PM



lol@ the women... ask any guy what happens when you tell a woman no on sex... that's probably the last time y'all talk...laugh laugh

How true... We (I) expect you to always be ready!blushing

Normal men usually are, so there isn't a prob.

My ex though always had a headache after the first year or so. So I lived with that for almost a decade. But he still talked an awful lot. Maybe I should've gagged him, so his energy would've gone to the other head :laughing:

There are men out there who seldom want sex ya know. Hear that more and more from women.


normal? so i'm abbynormal?...:angry:laugh laugh

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