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Topic: Any One-Line Jokes to Spare?
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Mon 03/28/16 05:13 PM


laugh Here is a couple to hopefully start things off.. laugh


1, What kind of bee can we get milk from?
"Boo-Bees"

2. Asked the wife why she never told me when she has an orgasm.

She said. "I don't like phoning you, when you are at work"

:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Mon 03/28/16 05:52 PM
Edited by RebelArcher on Mon 03/28/16 05:53 PM
What's the first thing Adam said to Eve?

"Stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets."



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Mon 03/28/16 05:55 PM
Edited by TMommy on Mon 03/28/16 05:55 PM

want me to teach ya how to post a pic that shows up?

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Mon 03/28/16 06:03 PM

What's the first thing Adam said to Eve?

"Stand back....I don't know how big this thing gets."





Love it....love itlaugh

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Mon 03/28/16 06:04 PM




Thanks TMommy :laughing:

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Mon 03/28/16 06:10 PM
Edited by TMommy on Mon 03/28/16 07:04 PM

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Mon 03/28/16 06:29 PM
:smile: :smile:


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Mon 03/28/16 06:31 PM

:smile: :smile:



rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Mon 03/28/16 06:56 PM





Very good:banana: slaphead

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Mon 03/28/16 09:07 PM
I tryed being normal once ...

Worsted two minutes of my life smokin

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Mon 03/28/16 09:22 PM

I tryed being normal once ...

Worsted two minutes of my life smokin



Only once. It is a common occurance for me:smile:

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Tue 03/29/16 03:07 AM
When I joined the navy, they said they were removing Roman Numerals from all timepieces.

Not on MY watch they're not!!

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Tue 03/29/16 07:10 AM

When I joined the navy, they said they were removing Roman Numerals from all timepieces.

Not on MY watch they're not!!




That is a good Navy joke!!!!:smile:

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Tue 03/29/16 07:46 AM
Edited by Manturkey1 on Tue 03/29/16 07:49 AM
Lol that was good :smile:

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Tue 03/29/16 07:50 AM




Keep the ball rolling, there must be thousands of one liners out therelaugh

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Tue 03/29/16 07:59 AM

:tongue:

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Tue 03/29/16 08:42 AM






:smile: How do men sort out their laundry?


Filthy, and Filthy but wearable:banana:

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Tue 03/29/16 12:40 PM
A guy knocked at my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool

I gave him a glass of water

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Tue 03/29/16 12:45 PM
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly, for the same reason.

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Tue 03/29/16 12:48 PM

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common, they should both be changed regularly, for the same reason.





Two good ones.laugh

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