A cute blonde goes to Thailand and walks into a internet cafe to send an email to her mom in States.
But she doesn't understand the computer and language there so she stops a guy and says "Excuse me could you please help me send this email to my mom"

The guy says "Yeah but It will cost ya"

She replies "I ll do anything for my mom".
The guys says "okay in that case follow me"

They both go back to a private room and the guy starts a computer and unzips his pants. Then he pulls down his boxers and says "Well lets get started".

The blonde picks up his dick and tries to press it from all sides, all confused she steps back and BANG she punches his dick and says "I guess now it should have send, so how much for the email"

thats some funny and true *** **** right there!!!!!!