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Becaues they tried it standing on their head only once
What will happen if Trump is trumped? |
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Edited by
SimpyComplicated
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Tue 10/25/16 09:30 AM
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why do men pee standing up  So that they can write in the snow. Why can't women put the toilet seat down on their own? They can but when the can has no lid they are stumped What will happen if Trump is trumped? |
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Everyone in the US gets a free trumpet!
What does the expression "fly by the seat of your pants" mean? |
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It means you are eating too many baked beans
 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? |
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Because it looks good on cars.  Can we get a do over? |
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You can get a time machine and use that to go back and do over!
Why do people throw tomatoes at someone when they don't like what the person is doing? |
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because a lot of people will be dead by now if they throw the ax why do we sometimes look for a needle in the haystack?
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They are needed to sew a hay bale
can you touch your elbow with your tongue? |
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Yes, it's part of my daily exercise to keep me limber!
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? |
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to cover his feathers
 why did they call the other duck daisy duck?
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Because Donald wanted to de-flower her
 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? |
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the man in the moon. why would anyone count sheep to fall asleep?
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why would anyone count sheep to fall asleep? Because they don't have a Serta mattress.  What do sheep count in order to go to sleep? |
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People
 Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Wed 10/26/16 01:18 PM
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Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Because the unemployment insurance that the dog collects is a fixed income. Why did the old woman live in a shoe? |
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it was a term first coined by women because men like fixing things, makes it easier to do.
What is a kumquat? |
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She got evicted from her slipper.
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A disease.
Does Father Christmas have breakfast on Christmas morning. |
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Does Father Christmas have breakfast on Christmas morning. Yep. This:  Why was the cat in the hat? |
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Because he's a hipster.
 Where can you find the most hipsters? |
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