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Mike6615
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Tue 10/18/16 06:23 PM
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They say an interesting profile here can made a difference, much like a resume's cover letter. I wrote this other profile's "interests" below and am tempted to make it mine, at least for a while, just as a parody. But any results from this one certainly couldn't be any worse than the lack of responses received with my current sparse profile.
Interests: (Serious with a sense of humor) I don't expect much from life. My interests are walking on a crowded beach, sitting alone on the sofa watching infomercials, spending hours at the computer, and stamp collecting. Don't have many friends, but people have described me as "appallingly dull, unimaginative, easily led, lacking in initiative, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company, introverted and non-energetic." I am looking for a woman with the same facets that come with being a shy recluse, and who's thoroughly discouraged from ever finding a boyfriend. Come on, take a chance and email. Let's be dull together instead of separately! |
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If I lived within 50 miles of you I could be dull and boring with you.
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They say an interesting profile here can made a difference, much like a resume's cover letter. I wrote this other profile's "interests" below and am tempted to make it mine, at least for a while, just as a parody. But any results from this one certainly couldn't be any worse than the lack of responses received with my current sparse profile. Interests: (Serious with a sense of humor) I don't expect much from life. My interests are walking on a crowded beach, sitting alone on the sofa watching infomercials, spending hours at the computer, and stamp collecting. Don't have many friends, but people have described me as "appallingly dull, unimaginative, easily led, lacking in initiative, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company, introverted and non-energetic." I am looking for a woman with the same facets that come with being a shy recluse, and who's thoroughly discouraged from ever finding a boyfriend. Come on, take a chance and email. Let's be dull together instead of separately! There you go. Proof positive it works. 
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If I lived within 50 miles of you I could be dull and boring with you. Thanks for your post. I am beginning to think that our best online matches for what everyone's looking for just lives too far away. |
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That could be very true
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They say an interesting profile here can made a difference, much like a resume's cover letter. I wrote this other profile's "interests" below and am tempted to make it mine, at least for a while, just as a parody. But any results from this one certainly couldn't be any worse than the lack of responses received with my current sparse profile. Interests: (Serious with a sense of humor) I don't expect much from life. My interests are walking on a crowded beach, sitting alone on the sofa watching infomercials, spending hours at the computer, and stamp collecting. Don't have many friends, but people have described me as "appallingly dull, unimaginative, easily led, lacking in initiative, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company, introverted and non-energetic." I am looking for a woman with the same facets that come with being a shy recluse, and who's thoroughly discouraged from ever finding a boyfriend. Come on, take a chance and email. Let's be dull together instead of separately! Well, the humor is obvious :-) You will probably end up with some loud-mouthed, screechy, Amazon who feeds her parrot..men :-) |
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I would probably add something about your plans while in retirement.
Robbing a bank and needing a get-away driver, or something. |
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I would probably add something about your plans while in retirement. Robbing a bank and needing a get-away driver, or something. You have a driver's license?
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They say an interesting profile here can made a difference, much like a resume's cover letter. I wrote this other profile's "interests" below and am tempted to make it mine, at least for a while, just as a parody. But any results from this one certainly couldn't be any worse than the lack of responses received with my current sparse profile. Interests: (Serious with a sense of humor) I don't expect much from life. My interests are walking on a crowded beach, sitting alone on the sofa watching infomercials, spending hours at the computer, and stamp collecting. Don't have many friends, but people have described me as "appallingly dull, unimaginative, easily led, lacking in initiative, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company, introverted and non-energetic." I am looking for a woman with the same facets that come with being a shy recluse, and who's thoroughly discouraged from ever finding a boyfriend. Come on, take a chance and email. Let's be dull together instead of separately! Well, the humor is obvious :-) You will probably end up with some loud-mouthed, screechy, Amazon who feeds her parrot..men :-) That's funny and a good idea for a slasher movie script! |
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