I am seeking Distance friend for advise and counselling.

Well, you came to the right place.

I am Dr. Greeneyes, I specialize in internet counseling. You can set up a appointment to my virtual office.. lay on the virtual couch as I listen to you talk.

I will chime in once in a while with a " Hmmm.. or a.. Ah Ahh", but that's about it.

I will sent the bill to you monthly.

On a 6 month basis I will tell you.. "you're coming along.. getting better"

You will not think that's right, but you will say to yourself.. but he's a doctor.. he must know?

And I do, so just set up the appointment.. and make sure to make the payments... o.k.

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You sound like my old therapist.... it's uncanny.