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| Topic: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? | |
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Thinking
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This is just a test ...
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The bus driver to hell.
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I told you that I was sick.
 (All joking aside, I already have a tombstone. I purchased a joint tombstone for my wife and me when my wife died.) |
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What would you want to be written on your tombstone? I hope there's no grave. What a waste of real estate. I hope a whale falls out of the sky on top of me during sex with twin lingerie models in a bed made of $100 bills. Then the remains are sent to a dog food processing plant to be rendered into pink slime that is fed to school children on slices of cardboard. Sorry, whenever I read threads like this I can't help but think of the old Tombstone pizza, their commercials and how they taste. |
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she died on the dance floor from
embolism at 110. |
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There's a stone on my head
You're standing on my crotch My life sucks |
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no longer on this side of the dirt
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"Nothing to see here, Move Along"
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Free WiFi
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thanks for stopping by......see ya later
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Hi ho hi ho it's off to work I don't go
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Thinking wish I had more legroom |
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Maybe something like "Wish you were here"
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It's F'ckn hot down here!
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Dedicated To Decay
Zombie in Training It Stinks In Here! Can't You Hear Me Scratching? So Many Worms and No River Mind Upload Complete I'm Not Wearing Any Underwear |
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To my money-grubbing relatives.
"Yes you can take it with you" |
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I'd like to read that I had a wife and children, and lived to be over 100 years old, and did something memorably good.
or just: WAS |
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Lived as long as I wanted too,
wanted to as long as I lived. R.I.P |
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