Topic: Crude but true story
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Wed 04/04/18 03:39 AM
I was at the Haywood Mall in Greenville, South Carolina I had to use the bathroom, I had to take a dump. I went into the restroom, one of the stalls was occupied one was open. I was in the stall doing what needed done, I heard someone slam the restroom door open and rush in. I heard him shake the door of the occupied stall next to me, then he shook my stall door. A couple of minutes later I left my stall, much to my surprise there was s guy sitting in a urinal! He wasn’t hovering, he was firmly planted, as if guys hadn’t been kissing in there all day, as if there wasn’t piss covered porcelain touching him! I looked at him he said “OH, MAN!” An old guy was washing his hands at the sink next to the urinal, obviously pretending he didn’t notice.

This is a true story!

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Wed 04/04/18 04:04 AM
Freaky scared

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Wed 04/04/18 04:29 AM

Freaky scared


Yeah, I don’t see how that could be an option no matter what, there are so many bad options that would have been better than that!

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Wed 04/04/18 05:58 AM
I thought you had 'dumpsters ' the usa? laugh

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Wed 04/04/18 08:53 AM
Pretty crappy story.

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Wed 04/04/18 04:32 PM

I thought you had 'dumpsters ' the usa? laugh


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Wed 04/04/18 04:33 PM

Do we really need to read crap like this ?slaphead


What sort of “crap” should we be reading?

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Wed 04/04/18 07:06 PM

I was at the Haywood Mall in Greenville, South Carolina I had to use the bathroom, I had to take a dump. I went into the restroom, one of the stalls was occupied one was open. I was in the stall doing what needed done, I heard someone slam the restroom door open and rush in. I heard him shake the door of the occupied stall next to me, then he shook my stall door. A couple of minutes later I left my stall, much to my surprise there was s guy sitting in a urinal! He wasn’t hovering, he was firmly planted, as if guys hadn’t been kissing in there all day, as if there wasn’t piss covered porcelain touching him! I looked at him he said “OH, MAN!” An old guy was washing his hands at the sink next to the urinal, obviously pretending he didn’t notice.This is a true story!

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Wed 04/04/18 09:35 PM

Pretty crappy story.

rofl rofl rofl "why?"huh

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Wed 04/04/18 09:38 PM

I thought you had 'dumpsters ' the usa? laugh

Yep! That's about the size of it mikey