How to impress woman

Armpit farts.

* Show that you've not only listened but cared enough to think about something that she might like and made a note to tell her
* Kissing her hand. And hugging her throughout the day for no other reason
* Cooking for her
* Show that you worry about her
* Know how to order/make a coffee for her the way she likes it
* Look her in the eyes when talking to her
* Be well groomed
* Help her in her coat/jacket - old school chivalry
* Fit into her social network by talking to her friends at gatherings
* Ignore your phone when you are with her unless you are a firefighter, medic, or doctor on emergency duty
* Ask her questions about her past and her favourite things
* open the doors for her
* Compliment the way she looks in her outfit
* Ask for advice, get her perspective on a limited set of options
* Tell her she gives off a “happy” vibe, it will make her feel good.
* Act like an adult
* Think things through and have a plan
* Have an Opinion about things
* Be Transparent, say what you want from her
* Be as supportive and proud of her career as you are of yours
* Ask How Her Day Was. Pay attention to her response. Listen to it and ask if you can help before you start telling her what to do.
* Ask her to Dance, even if it's just in your apartment
* Stay Quiet and Calm when you want to yell and scream
* Treat her the way you would want a man to treat your daughter.
* Call When You Say You Will Call, be where you say you will be, do what you say you will do.
* Know when, and how, to apologize
* When She Get’s Emotional, don’t do any of the following: Mention anything having to do with any time of month, refer to her as a “nag” (or worse), try and “fix” it, tell her she “should not” feel that way or respond with any statement that shows that you have it worse than she does. Just listen and be there for her
* Be Respectful, even when mad
* If you love her, fight for her, not with her
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Well that impressed me

Oh that'll do it for sure!

I can use my hands.

Armpit farts would impress a woman really ? Sounds like something a male gorilla would do to impress a female gorilla🦍. Sure we might be closely related to them but it wouldn’t impress this female even though a sense of humor is one of the qualities I look for in a man but that’s not one of them.

Two ways someone can be impressed:
1) something you do and are really good at and enjoy
2) something you do for her

I need the first for sure. I need to be able to look up to my man. Meaning he has to have something going for himself. That can be anything from a hobby, a personal quality and so on.

The second... I need to be and feel cherished by my man. And him to provide & protect in the broadest sense of the phrase.

Now how someone will feel cherished will vary per person. That's where you have to get to know them, and observe and feel to find out and learn.

EDIT: want to add to that, it has to be genuine. Faked stuff made up to impress won't do the trick. It has to come from the heart. So it has to mean something to him as well as to me.

It's pretty much the same for me... most of all just being himself and it needs to come naturally/from the heart... Acting out of character to try and impress me tends to have the opposite effect.

Showing that he cherishes me and his willingness to woo me is generally enough to impress me. Add a natural passion for life to that seals the deal.

Obviously different women will be impressed by different things.
But showing off, or trying to impress, is less meaningful than
A genuine desire to give of your time and understanding to the wants and needs of the object of your affections.
Secondly as Crystal said Most women want to look up to their man in at least a few ways.
There are are no easy answers to this one. Just have a zest for life. Be interested/good at stuff, in general.:)

Any monkey can do arm pit farts; to really impress you have to burp speak the national anthem or the bill of rights.

work

Sincerely and subtly validate the delusions she holds dear to her identity that she's never spoken.

You know how to impress a man?
Sincerely and subtly stroke his ego and assuage his insecurities without directly referencing them.

On the internet, load up a clear photo of yourself
In person, on your first meet, bring her a flower, any flower.. women love flowers
unless of course, they have allergy.. but it's the thought that counts.

.. then just be yourself. good luck

Be yourself and stay consistent.

Be faithful and caring haha

just a wee bit bitter maybe....

See the informative video clip by Ren and Stimpy, called 'The Lummox".
It shows a female being impressed by two males in competition.
True to life and accurate !

Act your age and don't be a douche

So I am not allowed to impersonate my cats anymore?

But anyway, just be yourself. She either likes you back, or not.