Topic: Auditions for girlfriend Southport | |
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Edited by
Freebird Deluxe
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Thu 10/24/19 05:58 AM
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I will be holding auditions for a girlfriend. In November,references essential,must be able to clean, cook and sew , low maintenance candidates given preference.
Book early to avoid the rush as long queues expected |
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You offering health insurance and 2 weeks vacation?
If you are i think about it ![]() |
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You offering health insurance and 2 weeks vacation? If you are i think about it ![]() Yes plus free unlimited use of a bicycle |
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Hmm. Got one. Instead you have a gym membership? Mine expired?
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Good luck with that homes. I've been running that same ad here in the U.S. for years and haven't found a decent candidate yet.
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Maybee motown your not decent yourself if you think all women here are not.
Im a good woman. You sir are no gentleman |
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This should work.
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Maybee motown your not decent yourself if you think all women here are not. Im a good woman. You sir are no gentleman It was a joke hon. Lighten up. |
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Hmm. Got one. Instead you have a gym membership? Mine expired? Two sacks of grain tied to a brush handle should keep you in trim ![]() |
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Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 10/25/19 10:28 AM
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never mind. don't need sarcasm or disrespect from a man. I can get that anywhere.
No wonder you guys cant get a good woman. |
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never mind. don't need sarcasm or disrespect from a man. I can get that anywhere. No wonder you guys cant get a good woman. Motown told me to say it ![]() |
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Thanks Bird,
![]() As if I don't get enough peanut shells thrown at me from the weeemens already. |
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Edited by
Freebird Deluxe
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Fri 10/25/19 01:56 PM
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Ha ha, this took me back a few years and reminded me of how swiftly a bit of fun can turn into the opposite
One less to Audition I guess |
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Yeah, It's all fun,,,,,til someone gets a peanut shell in the eye.
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Or in their knickers
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