Topic: Bored Shopping
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Mon 02/10/20 12:47 AM
Went to the shops yesterday and got bored Shopping with my Wife,

She felt sorry for me. She gave me a £10 and told me to go for a Pint and meet her at the Bus Stop in an hour.

I had a wander around but somehow found myself in a seedy part of town

Simply being curious I asked one of the girls "How Much"..???

The girl replied, "£90 for all the way, £60 for Oral or £30 for a Handjob." I told her I only had £10?

She said, “Sorry, but you won't get much for a tenner."

So I shrugged my shoulders and continued to wander. I found a Pub, and then went to meet my Wife.

While we were sitting together waiting for the Bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me.

She shouts over to me..

"See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a tenner"

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Sat 02/18/23 10:30 AM
Went to the shops yesterday and got bored Shopping with my Wife,

She felt sorry for me. She gave me a £10 and told me to go for a Pint and meet her at the Bus Stop in an hour.

I had a wander around but somehow found myself in a seedy part of town

Simply being curious I asked one of the girls "How Much"..???

The girl replied, "£90 for all the way, £60 for Oral or £30 for a Handjob." I told her I only had £10?

She said, “Sorry, but you won't get much for a tenner."

So I shrugged my shoulders and continued to wander. I found a Pub, and then went to meet my Wife.

While we were sitting together waiting for the Bus, the same working girl I spoke to earlier passes by on the other side of the road and recognised me.

She shouts over to me..

"See, I told ya, you wouldn't get much for a tenner"

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