A wily 84 year old man goes to the Dr's and is met by the nosey receptionist:

I need to see the Dr please.

Why do you need to see the Dr?.

I've got a problem with my dick.

You shouldn't say things like that,people may hear and be offended.

You shouldn't be asking things like that either.

Well,think of another name for it.

Man goes away and returns a few minutes later.

I need to see the Dr please.

Why do you need to see the Dr ?.

I've got a problem with my eaar.

What's the problem with your ear ?.

I can't p*ss out of it.