A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and
I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as wife, and I sincerely hope
you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time
you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with
my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before
midnight. -Your Husband"

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that read as follows:

"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time
you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel
with the 18-year-old pool boy.

Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can
easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot
more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up!"

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Tit Do Tat

Funny.

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