At St. Mary's Catholic Girls School, Father O'Halloran was holding an open confessional. First off he said, "Well, has anyone of you girls ever touched a man's privates?" Siobhan spoke up, "Oh, yes Father, I once touched a boy's privates." "Right," said the priest, "Go and put your finger in the Holy Water and say 5 Hail Marys." "Is there anyone else?" said the Father. Caroline spoke up, "Oh, yes Father, I once held a boy's privates." "Go, this minute," Said Farther O'Halloran, "and put your whole hand into the Holy Water and say 10 hail Marys." There was a comotion in the room and Astrid pushed her way to the front of the class. She burst out, "Oh, Father, if I have to gargle that Holy Water can I please do it, before Veronica sticks her bottom in it?"
Class dismissed.

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