I am not sure what this is called, I do know that there are many verses. Maybe some readers will be able to add some new ones. I know two. Please be welcome to add the ones I know to be around somewhere. It starts:-

Twas on the good ship Venus,

By God you should've seen us,

The figurehead,

Was a nude in bed,

And the mast was the captains penis.



The cabin boys name was Nipper,

In truth he was a ripper,

He stuffed hisass,

With broken glass,

And circumcised the skipper



Please add more.

Funny .

The cook her name was Mabel,

By Jove was she able

She gave the crew

Their daily screw

Under the kitchen table.

Beats me, that was freshman year in high school.

I know there's a verse about "yon graybeard loon" maybe you can do something with that

He may have had an albatross............................around his neck?

Google away.

Funny .

I didn't know, but apparently the Sex Pistols did a version of it. Never was a fan.

nice