David comes home after an evening at his girlfriend's, displaying a bruised and blackening eye.

His father asks, "What happened to you?"

"Sarah's father hit me."

"What? Right. We'll go round there right away."

"No dad. It's OK."

"We'll go NOW."

The two head off to Sarah's father's house.

At the door, Sarah's father meets them, "Ah salom, come in."

David's father starts, "What do you mean, hitting my boy?"

"Well, you know, I'm a pretty liberal guy and when I entered the room where the two youngsters were sitting and David had his hand up Sarah's dress."

David's father butted in, "Ah, so then you hit him?"

"No, no. You got to let the kids do what the kids do."

He continued, "A short time later I entered the room and David was banging my daughter, against the piano."

David's father butted in, "Ah, so then you hit him?"

"No, no. You got to let the kids do what the kids do."

Sarah's father went on, "I left the room for a short while and when I returned, then I hit him." "Oy vey. Wiping his cock on the curtains, he was. 25 dollars a yard."

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