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Topic: Elton John
Unknow Joined Sat 10/17/20 Posts: 296	Wed 12/22/21 07:29 AM
Borrowed... I saw a girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me. It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp ...

Merry Joined Fri 11/19/21 Posts: 12308	Wed 12/22/21 07:37 AM
Lollll

Ꮢ Ꭷ Ᏸ ɨ Ꮑ Joined Sat 07/10/21 Posts: 54133	Wed 12/22/21 07:38 AM
FUNNY

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5470	Sat 01/08/22 05:56 AM
Borrowed... I saw a girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me. It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp ... hahaha,"Your Thong" funny

Apple of Your EYES Joined Mon 03/15/21 Posts: 5470	Sat 01/08/22 05:57 AM
Borrowed... I saw a girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd. "Your thong," I replied with a wink. Everyone gasped in horror, and the girl slapped me. It's tough being an Elton John fan with a lisp ... hahaha,"Your Thong" funny

sonofrangi Joined Sat 03/07/20 Posts: 281	Tue 01/11/22 08:00 PM
🤣🤣🤣...that's a good one 🤣🤣🤣

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