Guy says to his girlfriend, "I'm going hunting, do you want to come?"

She replied, "Hunting? NO I do not."

"Well", says the guy, "You'll have to give me a BJ or take one up the a$$". "I going to check out the dog".

A minute or two later he returns alone, he says to her, "Well what's to be then?"

She replies, "You can have a BJ. You're not sticking that in my a$$".

He unzips and she starts. "Eeeuugh", she chokes, "What's that taste? It smells like dog $hit".

The guy replies, "Yeah, the dog doesn't want to go hunting either"

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