I went to my doctor recently, about a tic that I had in my right eye.

I didn't have to demonstrate my problem, as while I was talking to him, my eye was going WINK WINK WINK.

He told me to try using asprin as a means of controlling the tic.

So, I put in place a plan to take one asprin daily.

This was about 3 weeks ago and I still have the problem, as I will go on to explain, because as yet I haven't taken one asprin.

Yesterday, my wife decided to launder my outdoor jacket. She shouted to me from the kitchen (where the washing machine is located) "What are you doing with these all these packets of condoms in your pocket?"

"Well", I said, "When, in the pharmacy, I ask for a packet of asprins and my eye is going WINK WINK WINK, the shop assistant immediately misconstrues my objective and gives me a packet of condoms."







(Sorry it is not very well told. It is actually a better visual joke. Tell your friends, but describe it in such a way, that as you tell of asking for the asprins, you add the WINK WINK WINK. It works much better as a funny story.)