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Topic: HOW DO YOU NOT WANT YOUR COFFEE?
Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Fri 01/20/23 09:32 AM
A twist on the English language. I was asked, "How would you NOT like your coffee?" I responded with, "Half a cup." The questioner replied with what I thought was a bit over the top, "I would never even think of making it so very badly." I had to run it over in my mind for quite a while until I realised what he had heard. Say, "Half a cup" over and over. It will come to you.

Unknow Joined Wed 08/12/20 Posts: 431	Fri 01/20/23 11:56 AM
Have a cup on me Mefikit!

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21336	Fri 01/20/23 01:11 PM
I said it over and over and over, and I still ?????

Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Fri 01/20/23 01:39 PM
a *** up

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21336	Fri 01/20/23 02:38 PM
????? must be something with "English" English.

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 8910	Fri 01/20/23 04:11 PM
I said it over and over and over, and I still ????? moto .. think he means “a f#€k up “ . Not particularly humorous or a joke just bad taste

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21336	Fri 01/20/23 04:50 PM
Yeah, took me a while, (okay a LONG while), but not up to mef's standards me thinks.

Unknow Joined Wed 08/12/20 Posts: 431	Fri 01/20/23 11:14 PM Edited by Unknow on Sat 01/21/23 12:02 AM
The questioner was wondering about the reason his conversational partner did not like the coffee.

Mefikit Joined Thu 07/02/20 Posts: 485	Sat 01/21/23 01:14 PM
Yes, sorry folks. I should've mentioned that NICE people would probably never get what I was suggesting. Apologies. Please forgive me.

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