BLONDE PAINTER

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde
jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a
couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor
in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a
leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted
to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do
it, by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She replied
that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said...

You'll love this

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'FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS'

thats funny, but i'm a blonde and i'm not dumb!!

I used to be blond....



Then I grew up and graduated high school.

None of the blonde women I have come to know are dumb! I would really like to meet one though!