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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 13 | |
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Then last but not least you choke the person who was whining for weeks that they wanted lasagna and after you spent hours making it on your one day off that one person decides "I don't like it. Its not slimy enough. It doesn't have enough sauce for me. I like more sauce." and you choke her in front of all your freinds who are enjoying your wonderful lasagna. OOOHHHHH.....I would of been pisssssssed!!!   
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thus the need for the choking!!!
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I now know where the term "f*ck you b!tch- make it yourself!" came from and originated.
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At least she could have "faked" liking it.....
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I mean if we can fake orgasms we can fake anything!!! ahahaaaaaaa!!!!
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I never cook for her again. Its that simple. No. Her loss. She knows I will never cook for her again. She's bummin.
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Dear diary.....my best dish is the salmon I make.......everyone loves that........or my roast beef.......or my meatloaf!!!
 After that everything tastes like cardboard!!!
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My stuffed salmon with cracked peppercorns? Nope.
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What??? You think yours is better???? I take 2 lemons and squeeze the juice on it.....chopped garlic.....tons of butter......fresh dill weed.......wrap it in foil and bake.......serve with tar tar sauce mmmmmmmmmmm!
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My ambrosia batterfried lobster with peppers an carrots and a flaming cherry sauce? Nope.
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The best lobster Ive had was on a boat in Cuba......fresh off the boat.....with nothing but butter......lemon and grapefruit.........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Holy crap!!! Biker can cook???
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Heya Catch!!
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I won't cook for her again. Enjoy your subway sandwich.
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My sister says I make the Beeeeeeeeeest nachos ever........but I think she just wants me to make them!!!
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Ohhhhhhhhhh ya I forgot I make the best shrimp fettucine!!!
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I have to invite people over to cook.......otherwise it just goes bad......
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My barbque jumbo shrimp marinated 18 hours in my secret dressing on ice that everyone fights over. Nope no more for her.
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My barbque jumbo shrimp marinated 18 hours in my secret dressing on ice that everyone fights over. Nope no more for her. 
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