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Topic: Shes gone
Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 06:11 AM
Im am so sorry to have to announce my Blow up Doll has gone to meet her maker (Goodyear) she got so depressed when the Patiots lost, she tossed herself on a beer tab and substained a fatal penetration to her chest!!! No need to offer prayers or money ( but if u insist on money, I guess I can live with that!!!)she has gone to that rubber heaven in the sky!!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 02/04/08 06:12 AM
I think it was for the best Mikey....

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Mon 02/04/08 06:12 AM
get a replacement

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Mon 02/04/08 06:13 AM
Oh Mikey NOW what will you do???

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Mon 02/04/08 06:15 AM
Oh Mikey NOW what will you do???

SuzinVA Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 28730	Mon 02/04/08 06:17 AM
My prayers to you both Mikey

recentfree Joined Sat 12/08/07 Posts: 979	Mon 02/04/08 06:18 AM


mry Joined Thu 08/23/07 Posts: 8401	Mon 02/04/08 06:26 AM
Mikey sometimes tragedys happen, time heals all...

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 06:28 AM
Well, I guess i will save money on patches for her!!!

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Mon 02/04/08 06:32 AM
I hate to tell ya sweetie, but she faked her own demise so she could be with Eli Manning HIS GF wasn't at the game last night

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 06:35 AM Edited by Mikey117 on Mon 02/04/08 06:36 AM
I hate to tell ya sweetie, but she faked her own demise so she could be with Eli Manning HIS GF wasn't at the game last night Good God u could be right, her overnight bag was gone and all of our...toys... are mising too!!! Mama told me not to trust New Yorkers!!!

bradlyy Joined Fri 07/20/07 Posts: 744	Mon 02/04/08 06:49 AM
my condolances I know your loss

SuzinVA Joined Wed 04/25/07 Posts: 28730	Mon 02/04/08 06:50 AM
I hate to tell ya sweetie, but she faked her own demise so she could be with Eli Manning HIS GF wasn't at the game last night Good God u could be right, her overnight bag was gone and all of our...toys... are mising too!!! Mama told me not to trust New Yorkers!!!

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Mon 02/04/08 06:55 AM
My condolences. I'm sure you'll "bounce back" from this terrible tragedy. The "elasticity" of the human spirit is unrivaled. For a while you may need to "tread" lightly, but your life will be "inflated" with joy and happiness again!

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Mon 02/04/08 06:58 AM
Mikey.. been trying to get in touch with the Angels of Blow Up Dolls all morning on your behalf.. but all I get is a busy signal! Could you please hang up???

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 07:05 AM
Mikey.. been trying to get in touch with the Angels of Blow Up Dolls all morning on your behalf.. but all I get is a busy signal! Could you please hang up??? Are u saying I have a "hang up" with rubber novelties?

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Mon 02/04/08 07:08 AM
Not at all my luv! Just saying in your grieving state that it might be best to let someone not so, umm..... involved... should do the talking

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 07:21 AM Edited by Mikey117 on Mon 02/04/08 07:21 AM
Not at all my luv! Just saying in your grieving state that it might be best to let someone not so, umm..... involved... should do the talking Its not TALKING I am looking for!!!

LightVoice Joined Thu 08/09/07 Posts: 7405	Mon 02/04/08 07:31 AM
Exactly Mike! THAT'S why I should do the talking!

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Mon 02/04/08 07:33 AM
Is talking like oral sex?