a pilot and co-pilot from poland were running low on fuel and contacted the control tower and asked if they could handle a cessna 150 to land and re-fuel...the control tower said, absolutely, we land 747's here all day long.....the pilots looked at each other, then circled back to land.......
two seconds after landing, the plane had left the runway, spinning in a field and finally came to a stop.........
the co-pilot says, man that was one short runway......the pilot says, yeah, but look how wide it is..........