Topic: Did you know that the Bible is an Acronym?
Joined Sun 09/10/06
B.I.B.L.E. is an acronym for Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth. It
is divided into the Old Testament and the Harry Potter books. The
former is believed to have been written by a single, anonymous Author
under the Nom de Dieu of YHWH. Since publication of the first edition,
the Author has become increasingly reclusive and publicity-shy, and no
longer appears in public either as a burning bush or a blinding light,
let alone a still small voice. In fact, if one excludes the possibly
bogus interview in Mecca 1,500 years ago, YHWH has not held a press
conference for well over two thousand years.
The narrative of the Old Testosterone is an inspiring but gruesome read,
with graphic depictions of violence, brutality, cruelty, slavery, incest
and child murder interspersed with the heights of poetic inspiration.
The tone of the New Temperament, in contrast, is entirely more Gentile.
Although it has its fair share of torture, suicide, violent death and an
ultimately apocalypic ending, the message is overpoweringly one of
redemption. A careful exegesis (1) suggests there may be several
authors, under the collective pseudonym of J K "Holy" Roller.
Joined Mon 10/02/06
This was just what I needed before I stepped into slumber land
A good ass laugh! Thanks so MUCH!!!!