I just got told that girls that look like me, don't act like me, that's why I can't find a man...

Waiting for a response as to what "I look like" and what "I act like"

This should be good huh?

some people just never cease to amaze me

is it not obvious????

>>>> Really This might be funny

Weird one.

I should post some of my email greatest hits

wow, you must get the cream of the crop of regular douche bags

this one guy is local has emailed over 30 times telling me his name and that he wants to meet me

No not obvious to me... can you help me out here, I'm at a loss...

Hi Jill...

oh please do

(((Lily))) some people actually think their opinion is warranted and desired.. How little they really know.. Did you say "thank you Caveman"??

I can't wait to hear either.. Signed up for a beauty pageant lately??? I have a feeling that will be along the lines..

If they are picking on me they are leaving someone else alone I suppose...

I'm sorry I'm not good with flirting online.

You mean, they are not all showering you with or with or with much praise and affection?

Oh you hush...

I once told a girl i had a small penis and she told me not to contact her again

When I used to be a cutie, men especially often told me to act as sweet as I looked. I told them to go f... off!! Trying to fit me into their image or mold... whatever... Cuties shouldn't talk bluntly or have opinions that differ, I don't know what their deals were. Oh, then there were the ones who would say I must be high maintenance....

I'm sorry Rob but size "does" matter to me...

it's all good, I don't want to park in that cave you call a vagina anyway
































J/K

Most of them are, but some of them are just bizarre