do if you went to the bathroom realized you were out of toilet paper? what would you use as an alternative?

I always keep a box of tissues on the back of my toilet.. they've come in handy before

uh...lemme see.. paper towels? a ratted old t-shirt? small furry creatures? EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

hmmmmm...tp paper tube,small rodent,,,sounds like fletching

long ago they would use damp news papers
oooo but that very rough on the bum

HEY NOW... Don't go where no one but R. Gere has gone before.. That's just WRONG.

hahahaha, ive got up and walked ass naked into my moms bathroom so i could finish off my business.

HaHaHa Why do you think my dog is so mad?

I have walked out of a public restroom without any socks on before.

does usin ur socks on a golf course count cuz there no bathrooms for 7 more holes?

happens all the time..usually I yell at the kids and one of them brings me a new roll!

BUT kleenex is also an option