U won't believe this story but a rat jumped out of my cabinet and ran for it. she's a gray roof rat and your not typical kind cause she has very big ears. so she might be a domestic gray crossed with something and got loose.

she came in through the washing machine opening hole in the wall where she has been chewing on something. it sounds like sawing, and she does it only around midnight. i have been up screaming, yelling, pounding the wall, and carrying on like i am possessed to get rid of her. no luck.

and get this. she is as big as a barn, carrying about 10 pups it looks like, so u know what she has been doing.?????:>LPO)(*&

the question is whether i should kill, trap, wack, or scare her to death to get rid of her. DICON makes them bleed to death, a slow painful way.

then jesus, mary and joseph there are the little rats to deal with and the black father cause he is out there somewhere....he runs up and down my telephone lines like a trapeze artist.

there wwas a huge black rat running around my house for nearly a year,we tried everything to get rid of it,but it was a smart rat,finally,we sent in the big guns(our cat).few hours later,she got the rat,just so you know the damn thing was chewing up our cords,turned off everything in our house once,had to get the wires replaced

Yep...cat or black snake...those will do the job...I would get rid of her before the rat stork drops in on you

well hell yes i want to get rid of her, and those ratitoes, and the father. the mother is a roof rat.

let me tell you the rest of this story which goes way back. the father was a baker rat, lived at the baker house, moved up to the long house, became a baker long rat, and moved up my way and became a baker, long, duffy rat. these were my neighbors.

personally i think the father is a wharf rat because he rides those telephone wires like he knows the rope business from a ship. does this make sense? there is nothing like being half scared out of your whits when it is dark, and something jumps from the lines to the house. he is black and u can't see him, but you can hear him.

today someone said get a jack russell. they like rats.
um well to go with the other zoo?
but that is the option.
does anyone have a jr or rat terrier that u could fed x to me and let me borrow it for a couple of weeks. i promise to send it back.

Delicious and nutritious, tastes like chicken!

MIRROR!

I really regret opening this page. But why would you want to make it suffer, by having it bleed a slow painful death? Just do it quick. Sorry, I hate the thought of killing anything, but if you have to do it, then PLEASE make it fast and ddo not let it suffer.

Kill 'em, they spread the plague through Europe and I hold that grudge with them...

look am i a rat killing expert. NOT....
so u look in the mirror,& read my lips. DICON makes them bleed internally, and they bleed to death. This is the only way u can catch them because they come out at night to do their work which is knawing and chewing.

They eat the little blue pills, that are also called warfarin, which is a blood thinner,(i will never take that,) and it does something to them. they bleed to death.

The other option is send me some money, and when i catch her if that is the plan, I will mail her, and her husband, and 6 children to you where ever you live.

NICE PIX LILLY and good gams.

okay this is the lastest rat chapter.

since my friend came to visit with her 3 cats, and one dog, the rats went to parts unknown. they just left. poof.
well with a little help from howling cats, and a barking dog, they looked down on the situation and decided to get the hell out of dodge.they were living above the porch, so everytime someone came out the door, they were able to sneak in without being detected, get their grub, and sneak out. or something like that...

i did not poison them, nor did i send them to that gal that spent time looking in the mirror.
i think the us mail service frowns on rat mailing.. r they considered same as anthrax?

then,one day after i had the cats, someone made them sick and tried to let them out. or it could have been the police checking on the pitbull. they came and confiscated my neighbors' pits again. a puppy escaped, so off to the tacoma humane society they went on vacation for the 2nd time.. oh well.

Duffy I so adore you.

Your posts are a thigh slapping good time. Do You know Longhairbiker? I think you two would gab up a storm, maybe should even tour together. Lily and I will sit front row and display cleavage, of course.

um well okay, so my posts r thigh slapping good times, and now there r 2 of u that sit in the front row with your whats exposed?

these are true stories BTW

Hey, if you can't live the rock star lifestyle get off the stage baby.... We'll flash 'em to ya if we wanna....
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well baby lily this is what i have to say to u from one hot mama...well an old hot mama/////

my hooters r as big as yours. however, i keep them covered for medicinal purposes.

That's a shame darlin' set those babies free, they will thank you and all the men who lust after you will thank you, and I personally will thank you....

k i will c if i can get an anna nicole pitbull pump up bra and flash um just 4u.

LOVE IT...

well it will take some time.

first i have to find a anna nicole pitbull pump up bra as they r rare now, then i have to figure if it is a front loader or back loader, then wiggle into it, while positioning my cell phone, t mobile samsung special, that periodically malfunctions, at those babies, and shoot. then, i am not sure if Mingle 2 will let me expose them on the air. oh then, i need instructions on how to upload those puppies.

hummmm so give me some time this might take a while.